### Author:  [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/1 "2000-06-30T07:28:56Z")
Sup y’all? Haven’t been around for a couple weeks, so I thought I drop by.
Here’s something I stumbled across while I was sufing the net
[http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html)
I think I’m going to convert to the dark side and go
kick some cyborg-ass.
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### Author:  [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/2 "2000-06-30T07:36:29Z")
That was fun! 😃
Here are the results I got:
JENN : Judge Enginered for Nullification & Negotiation
and
BLUEMON : Biomechanical Lifelike Unit Engineered for Mathematics & Online Nullification
Thanks Imthecowgodmoo! 😛
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### Author:  [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/3 "2000-06-30T08:19:00Z")
Cool, my results:
M.A.T.T.H.E.W.: Mechanical Artificial Technician Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Warfare
M.B.L.A.C.K.W.: Mechanical Biomechanical Lifeform Assembled for Ceaseless Killing and Warfare
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### Author:  [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/4 "2000-06-30T08:25:53Z")
My results…
R.U.T.H.: Robotic Unit Trained for Harm
T.O.P.A.Z.: Technician Optimized for Peacekeeping and Accurate Zoology
A.N.T.A.R.E.S.: Artificial Networked Technician Assembled for Repair and Efficient Sabotage
hmm Harm, Sabotage and Peacekeeping… interesting combination…
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### Author:  [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/5 "2000-06-30T08:36:18Z")
At least as far as my username is concerened:
L.E.X.I.C.O.N.: **L** ifelike **E** lectronic e **X** terminator **I** ntended for **C** alculation and **O** nline **N** ullification
This one is really scary, since I do tech support from 4pm to 1am, and whilst doing so, have to be basically fake and happy and courteous:
S.A.N.T.I.: **S** ynthetic **A** rtificial **N** octurnal **T** roubleshooting **I** ndividual
That one is so accurate, it’s almost scary!
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/6 "2000-06-30T09:16:56Z")
S.I.L.O.: Synthetic Individual Limited to Observation
M.I.C.H.A.E.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning
Hey, that’s neat.
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### Author:  [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/7 "2000-06-30T09:42:05Z")
L.I.S.A.: Lifeform Intended for Sabotage and Assassination
B.R.A.C.H.Y.: Biomechanical Robotic Android Calibrated
for Hazardous Yardwork
Watch out for those weeds!
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### Author:  [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/8 "2000-06-30T12:47:56Z")
General Upgraded Youth
Positronic Robotic Organism Programmed for Scientific Killing and Infiltration
Machine Intended for Killing and Exploration
I like that last one–killing AND exploration. Very versatile.
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### Author:  [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/9 "2000-06-30T13:20:18Z")
Ha! How very appropriate.
T.Y.M.P.: Technician Yearning for Mathematics and Peacekeeping
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/10 "2000-06-30T13:26:09Z")
S.O.U.L.: Synthetic Obedient Utility Lifeform
S.L.I.N.G.: Synthetic Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Gratification
i’m loyal, and i see it as my duty to please that booty!
but only at night mind you. any takers?
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### Author:  [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/11 "2000-06-30T13:30:08Z")
L.I.L.B.I.T. - Lifelike Intelligent Lifeform Built for Infiltration and Troubleshooting
I can live with that.
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/12 "2000-06-30T13:45:29Z")
M.A.G.D.A.: Mechanical Artificial Galactic Destruction Android
Oh, and I’m also a Judge Engineered for Nullification and Negotiation, like Monchichi
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### Author:  [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/13 "2000-06-30T14:08:08Z")
S.P.O.L.V.Y. Synthetic Person Optimized for Violence and Yardwork
(i dunno about the yardwork part :D)
J.E.F.F. Judge Engineered for Forbidden Fighting
I guess the violence theme fits the mood…I kinda like 'em
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### Author:  [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/14 "2000-06-30T14:28:11Z")
A.L.E.X.: Artificial Lifeform Engineered for eXecution
F.N.O.R.D.: Functional Networked Organism Responsible for Destruction
uh oh, the real meaning of FNORD???
you tell me
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### Author:  [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/15 "2000-06-30T14:43:42Z")
B.I.G.H.E.A.D.: Biomechanical Intelligent Guardian Hardwired for Exploration and Accurate Destruction
D.A.V.E.: Device Assembled for Violence and Exploration. ROFL!
What, nobody followed the link over to [AIEEE](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-acronymer.html)? No IT types here?
B.I.G.H.E.A.D.: Balanced Interactive Global Hypertext Engine Driver
D.A.V.E.: Double Array Viewer Equipment - so, I guess, I’ve got the standard binocular vision?
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/16 "2000-06-30T14:59:47Z")
S.E.A.L.E.: Synthetic Electronic Android Limited to Exploration
M.O.N.: Machine Optimized for Nullification
E.R.I.C.: Electronic Robotic Infiltration Construct
Groovy!
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### Author:  [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/17 "2000-06-30T15:13:42Z")
K.E.N.N.Y. - Knight Engineered for Nullification and Nocturnal Yardwork
S.T.A.N.G.E.R.: Synthetic Transforming Android Normally for Galactic Exploration and Repair
M.O.E.: Machine Optimized for Exploration
B.B.B.B.B.B.B.: Biomechanical Bionic Being Built for Battle and Basic Botany
Hey, it creates toungue twisters too. Touche!
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/18 "2000-06-30T16:06:45Z")
D.E.M.O.: Device Engineered for Mathematics and Observation
V.I.N.C.E.: Variant Intended for Nocturnal Calculation and Exploration
Cool!
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/19 "2000-06-30T16:16:38Z")
Z. A. C. K.:Zombie Assembled for Calculation and Killing
F.L.Y.P.S.Y.D.: Functional Lifelike Youth Programmed for Sabotage and Your Destruction
Apparently, I’m a bad motha. Stay outta my way, you meat tubes, or I’ll permanently disable your neural nets.
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### Author:  [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/20 "2000-06-30T16:19:47Z")
M.I.N.X.S.: Machine Intended for Nocturnal eXecution and Sabotage (kind of appropriate, considering she’s a cat).
M.O.M.: Machine Optimized for Mathematics (hardly)
S.U.S.A.N.: Synthetic Unit Skilled in Assassination and Nullification
This is neat. Thanks Cowgod. BTW, it’s great to see you back 🙂
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