# C.O.W.G.O.D.: Cybernetic Obedient Worker Generated for Observation and Destruction **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [June 30, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134 "2000-06-30T07:28:56Z") **Posts on this page:** 10 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort) #### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/21 "2000-06-30T16:26:22Z")
M.O.N.T.: Machine Optimized for Nocturnal Troubleshooting M.I.C.H.A.E.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning ---
### Author: ![Lord\_Vega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9adbd/32.png) [@Lord\_Vega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Vega) #### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/22 "2000-06-30T22:12:48Z")
L.O.R.D.: Lifeform Optimized for Repair and Destruction πŸ˜• V.E.G.A.: Violence and Efficient Gratification Android Ladies, the line for spankings forms to the left. πŸ˜ƒ πŸ†’ V. ---
### Author: ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie) #### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/23 "2000-06-30T22:55:59Z")
J.E.A.N.N.I.E.: Journeying Electronic Android Normally for Nocturnal Infiltration and Exploration Pretty cool! ---
### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii) #### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/24 "2000-06-30T23:50:01Z")
**S.K.U.G.G.I.: S** ynthetic **K** inetic **U** nit **G** enerated for **G** alactic **I** nfiltration **N.A.T.A.S.H.A.: N** etworked **A** rtificial **T** echnician **A** ssembled for **S** abotage and **H** azardous **A** ssassination **T.A.S.H.A.: T** ransforming **A** ndroid **S** killed in **H** azardous **A** ssassination Hmmm. Interesting. ---
### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii) #### Post date: [June 30, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/25 "2000-06-30T23:53:28Z")
Oh, since Jess is out of town, I might as well type in hers as well. H.Y.P.E.R.: Humanoid Yearning for Peacekeeping and Efficient Repair G.I.R.L.: Galactic Infiltration and Repair Lifeform J.E.S.S.I.C.A.: Journeying Electronic Soldier Skilled in Infiltration and Ceaseless Assassination J.E.S.S.: Judge Engineered for Scientific Sabotage ---
### Author: ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat) #### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/26 "2000-07-01T04:37:52Z")
K.A.T.: Killing and Assassination Technician And from the AIEEE link: Known Audio Terminal ---
### Author: ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone) #### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/27 "2000-07-01T04:47:21Z")
Digital Zombie ---
### Author: ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire) #### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/28 "2000-07-01T06:34:47Z")
**Sarah:** Synthetic Artificial Repair and Assassination Humanoid. **Silver\_Fire:** Synthetic Individual Limited to Violence and Efficient Repair\_Functional Individual Responsible for Exploration ---
### Author: ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat) #### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/29 "2000-07-01T08:27:14Z")
**S** ynthetic **T** echnician **E** ngineered for **V** iolence and **E** xploration **L** ifelike **U** pgraded e **X** terminator **F** abricated for **I** nfiltration and **A** ccurate **T** roubleshooting Violence, exploration, troubleshooting; it’s a dangerous life, baby, but fish gotta swim, you know what I’m saying? Lemme buy you another wine cooler. ---
### Author: ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP) #### Post date: [July 1, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-o-w-g-o-d-cybernetic-obedient-worker-generated-for-observation-and-destruction/24134/30 "2000-07-01T08:34:54Z")
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