# Cadbury creme eggs...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 23, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122 "2010-02-23T14:47:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/41 "2010-02-24T15:17:03Z")

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> [@jinty](#):
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> Did someone say creme eggs? mmm…
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> Here’s the biggest one in the world: [404 Not Found - Pimp That Snack - Epically Supersized Food](http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=302)

mmmm…::wipes drool off chin::

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/42 "2010-02-24T15:17:40Z")

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Oh man, I picked exactly the wrong time of year to go back on the Atkins diet.

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**Author:** ![wolf-alice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9e8a1a/32.png) [@wolf-alice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf-alice)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/43 "2010-02-24T15:27:30Z")

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Last Easter I hid about twenty Creme Eggs all over the house. In Matt’s many toolboxes, in his shoes, in his jacket pockets, in his guitar cases, all over the shop. I forgot where I put them. I am a dutiful and hilarious wife!

For months afterwards there would be a manly cry of “AUGH _AUGH_ OH DEAR GOD” as he blindly encountered one, say, in his shoe (and an unexpected Creme Egg can really feel quite threatening, apparently), reacting each time like a meerkat faced with a snake.

I think he appreciated them really, though.

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**Author:** ![brix11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c37758/32.png) [@brix11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brix11)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/44 "2010-02-24T17:36:33Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> I’m as major a sugar consumer as anyone, but creme eggs are just too much for me to take. Unless they’ve changed since the last one I had (fifteen years ago, I think) I’m happy to leave them be.

Well, they have changed in one really obvious way to us fans:

[http://www.noob.us/entertainment/conan-obrien-cadbury-eggs-getting-smaller/](http://www.noob.us/entertainment/conan-obrien-cadbury-eggs-getting-smaller/)

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**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/45 "2010-02-24T17:44:53Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Cadbury creme eggs are disgusting. Give me one.

I couldn’t have said it any better myself. My Og their sickeningly sweet, but I can’t resist them.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/46 "2010-02-24T18:22:33Z")

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> [@jinty](#):
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> Did someone say creme eggs? mmm…
> 
> Here’s the biggest one in the world: [404 Not Found - Pimp That Snack - Epically Supersized Food](http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=302)

I was expecting a face hugger to jump out of the top of it at the end.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/47 "2010-02-24T21:47:07Z")

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> [@jinty](#):
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> Did someone say creme eggs? mmm…
> 
> Here’s the biggest one in the world: [404 Not Found - Pimp That Snack - Epically Supersized Food](http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=302)

I have seen the top of the mountain.  
And it is good.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/48 "2010-02-25T01:49:52Z")

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> [@ScareyFaerie](#):
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> , I think Cadbury’s is just dog chocolate.

Well the bitch in my house certainly loves it…

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**Author:** ![Countrypolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/858c86/32.png) [@Countrypolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Countrypolitan)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/49 "2010-02-25T03:31:00Z")

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I got some Cadbury’s Heroes for Xmas from the UK, which had the “Twisted” version of the Creme Eggs. They’re much better than the US ones, but still way rich. I’ve been fobbing them off on my coworker.

Mini-eggs are the smack, though! Is it better to crunch them, or let the shell disolve in your mouth and then enjoy the chocolate?

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/50 "2010-02-25T04:01:42Z")

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Shell dissolve in your mouth, totally. They last so much longer that way. (I just caved and bought this year’s first mini-egg bag tonight…oh god I’ve eaten so many…)

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cadbury-creme-eggs/530122/51 "2010-02-25T05:47:53Z")

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I love love love the original and orange ones. I’ve even learned to apply juuuust the right pressure to crack it into two neat pieces, thus avoiding the need to decide where to bit into it to get at the creme.

Hate the carmel, though, despite liking caramello bars.

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