# Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 16, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119 "2013-03-16T20:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/1 "2013-03-16T20:32:16Z")
Yeah, I’m tired of this bullshit. If something has casein in it, the MAIN FUCKING PROTEIN of milk, it is not in any way, shape, or form dairy free. It is not milk free. It’s not even non-dairy. It fucking contains fucking milk. My mom went to buy me food for my birthday, and was doing what she could. The guy in the store told her that there was no milk in the shredded cheese she was getting. She tells me it’s dairy free, so I try some and like it. Then as I’m eating, I wonder how it tastes so good and check the ingredients. Fucking casein is near the fucking top, right after the rice. Yeah, it’s fucking lactose free. You know what else is lactose free? Quite a few types of cheese which are much less expensive than this shit! If lactose free was what I wanted, there’s no way I would by fucking rice cheese to get it! She also recently found out that, even though they send out a set of coupons with a lot of foods on it, they don’t necessarily actually carry those foods. The whole reason she got the cheese was because the promised dairy-free gulten -free pizza was not available It’s bad enough that I sleep all day because I can’t get nutrients through my stupid Celiaced colon, but when I do finally get food I should be able to eat, I can’t! Ugh! I hate living in such a podunk town where they are the only place you can get food if you have allergies. So they’re still going to get my business because there’s literally no other choice if you have the dietary needs I do! These cunts know I can’t stop shopping there, so they are just going to fuck me over. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/2 "2013-03-16T20:53:51Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > You know what else is lactose free? Great, Godwinned in one 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/3 "2013-03-16T21:06:10Z")
Or, perhaps, you could put on your big boy pants, buy your own goddamned food instead of mooching off mommy. Or, at bareass minimum, check your own fucking labels instead of relying on mommy and the store clerks to read them for you. You fucking douchebag. Let your testicles drop and try to be a grown up instead of being such a whiney, spoiled twat ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/4 "2013-03-16T21:23:16Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Or, perhaps, you could put on your big boy pants, buy your own goddamned food instead of mooching off mommy. Or, at bareass minimum, check your own fucking labels instead of relying on mommy and the store clerks to read them for you. > > You fucking douchebag. Let your testicles drop and try to be a grown up instead of being such a whiney, spoiled twat Bravo. ---
**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/5 "2013-03-17T01:22:32Z")
start making your own stuff from scratch maybe - when I was vegan I used to make my own soy milk and tofu from beans because my tiny little town would stock neither. Oh and if you are sending someone to get stuff for you make sure they know what to look for on the label. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/6 "2013-03-17T01:29:27Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/7 "2013-03-17T04:00:07Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > If something has casein in it, the MAIN FUCKING PROTEIN of milk, it is not in any way, shape, or form dairy free. It is not milk free. It’s not even non-dairy. It fucking contains fucking milk. Casein =/= milk. > [@](#): > > The guy in the store told her that there was no milk in the shredded cheese she was getting. She tells me it’s dairy free, so I try some and like it. Then as I’m eating, I wonder how it tastes so good and check the ingredients. Fucking casein is near the fucking top, right after the rice. Unless milk was also on the ingredients list, the guy in the store was correct. Are you mad at the guy in the store or your mom? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/8 "2013-03-17T04:42:25Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Great, Godwinned in one 🙂 Godamn it! Beaten to it. > [@Fenris](#): > > Or, perhaps, you could put on your big boy pants, buy your own goddamned food instead of mooching off mommy. Or, at bareass minimum, check your own fucking labels instead of relying on mommy and the store clerks to read them for you. > > You fucking douchebag. Let your testicles drop and try to be a grown up instead of being such a whiney, spoiled twat. Godamn it! Beaten to it… again. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/9 "2013-03-17T04:45:23Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Or, perhaps, you could put on your big boy pants, buy your own goddamned food instead of mooching off mommy. Or, at bareass minimum, check your own fucking labels instead of relying on mommy and the store clerks to read them for you. > > You fucking douchebag. Let your testicles drop and try to be a grown up instead of being such a whiney, spoiled twat Well said. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/10 "2013-03-17T04:49:55Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yeah, I’m tired of this bullshit. If something has casein in it, the MAIN FUCKING PROTEIN of milk, it is not in any way, shape, or form dairy free. It is not milk free. It’s not even non-dairy. It fucking contains fucking milk. > > My mom went to buy me food for my birthday, and was doing what she could. The guy in the store told her that there was no milk in the shredded cheese she was getting. She tells me it’s dairy free, so I try some and like it. Then as I’m eating, I wonder how it tastes so good and check the ingredients. Fucking casein is near the fucking top, right after the rice. > > Yeah, it’s fucking lactose free. You know what else is lactose free? Quite a few types of cheese which are much less expensive than this shit! If lactose free was what I wanted, there’s no way I would by fucking rice cheese to get it! > > She also recently found out that, even though they send out a set of coupons with a lot of foods on it, they don’t necessarily actually carry those foods. The whole reason she got the cheese was because the promised dairy-free gulten -free pizza was not available > > It’s bad enough that I sleep all day because I can’t get nutrients through my stupid Celiaced colon, but when I do finally get food I should be able to eat, I can’t! > > Ugh! I hate living in such a podunk town where they are the only place you can get food if you have allergies. So they’re still going to get my business because there’s literally no other choice if you have the dietary needs I do! These cunts know I can’t stop shopping there, so they are just going to fuck me over. > > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Shut up, **BigTard** ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/11 "2013-03-17T04:51:20Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > Or, perhaps, you could put on your big boy pants, buy your own goddamned food instead of mooching off mommy. Or, at bareass minimum, check your own fucking labels instead of relying on mommy and the store clerks to read them for you. > > You fucking douchebag. Let your testicles drop and try to be a grown up instead of being such a whiney, spoiled twat You won the thread so fast I didn’t even have time to finish making this congratulatory DAIRY FILLED cheese for the winner ☹ ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/12 "2013-03-17T05:09:55Z")
Happy Birthday, **BigT**. I’m sorry that your gift didn’t totally work out but I hope that you had a good celebration otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/13 "2013-03-17T05:56:22Z")
**BigT** - just keep reading post #3 until it sinks in. All my best, **KofT** ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/14 "2013-03-17T06:11:40Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I would by fucking rice cheese to get it! Missing U. > [@BigT](#): > > gulten -free Wandering U. > [@BigT](#): > > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Non stop U. U have a problem! ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/15 "2013-03-17T11:48:21Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > nm Fucking classic Jamie. ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/16 "2013-03-17T12:43:59Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > Shut up, **BigTard** That really never gets old. I expect it and I think _maybe_ this is the time… but, nope. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/17 "2013-03-17T12:57:21Z")
> [@hrhomer](#): > > Fucking classic Jamie. I always imagine the post that mighta been there. Some are pretty good, a few are way over the top. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/18 "2013-03-17T13:03:05Z")
\*\*Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers! \*\* Whenever anyone pisses me off, this will be my go-to scream. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/19 "2013-03-17T13:11:02Z")
Sorry that Caesin was in your food but… I Guess you and I wouldn’t have much fun in bed if you can’t enjoy milk ^\_- ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Mood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@Blue\_Mood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Mood)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/20 "2013-03-17T13:22:45Z")
People are generally more aware of potential allergens these days than previously. Somebody working in a place that sells food would be expected to be yet more clued in. Telling a customer that something is milk-free when it is not is inexcusable. (To the nitpickers: the shopkeeper should know that “milk-free” means that the item contains no milk, yoghurt, butter, cream, casein, milk protein, skimmed milk powder, lactose, ghee, etc.) Yes, it’s the ultimate responsibility of the person consuming the item to ensure it is in fact safe to consume. But it is bloody annoying to be told something is safe when, in fact, it is not. It would be much better for the salesperson to say they’re not sure. So yeah, I’m on board with the OP. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119.md?page=2)