# Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 16, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119 "2013-03-16T20:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/181 "2013-03-21T01:32:59Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Just spewed coffee on monitor. Thanks. I’ll buy you a new one. The next time you’re in Spain. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/182 "2013-03-21T02:05:00Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > I’ll buy you a new one. > > The next time you’re in Spain. In Spain, the monitors are four metres wide and display sideways. They give Middlebro headaches, or _dolores de cabeza_. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/183 "2013-03-21T13:35:53Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > In Spain, the monitors are four metres wide and display sideways. They give Middlebro headaches, or _dolores de cabeza_. Now I need a new keyboard too. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/184 "2013-03-21T14:24:44Z")
> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#): > > I feel a wacky romantic sitcom coming on, starring **BigT** and \*\* Guin\*\*. > > “He’s a basement-living loser. She’s an attic-dwelling pest. But when they share an unsecured wireless network, see love blossom Top To Bottom”. Top To Bottom, Tuesdays 8pm on Fox. > > I call dibs on the curmudgeonly neighbour. Necesito pasar más tiempo en el hoyo. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/185 "2013-03-21T14:32:56Z")
Well this thread seems to have gone well for the OP. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/186 "2013-03-21T14:44:02Z")
For **BigT** , backfired pittings are like mother’s milk! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/187 "2013-03-21T14:45:51Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Well this thread seems to have gone well for the OP. It’s turned into one of the all-time great circular firing squads. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/188 "2013-03-21T17:44:33Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > It’s turned into one of the all-time great circular firing squads. Isn’t that what they use for executions…in Spain? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/189 "2013-03-21T18:19:26Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > For **BigT** , backfired pittings are like mother’s milk! But he can’t drink milk. It has capsaicin in it. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/190 "2013-03-21T23:30:59Z")
I’m lost. Who are we bullying again? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/191 "2013-03-21T23:41:30Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > I’m lost. > > Who are we bullying again? Your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/192 "2013-04-09T13:37:10Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Ugh! I hate living in such a podunk town where they are the only place you can get food if you have allergies. So they’re still going to get my business because there’s literally no other choice if you have the dietary needs I do! These cunts know I can’t stop shopping there, so they are just going to fuck me over. > > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! So get your big ass up and move on out. No one is fucking you over, or even interested in fucking you over. And no one is forcing you to stay in Podunk. Stop picking on store employees and take responsibility for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/193 "2013-04-09T14:16:01Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > So get your big ass up and move on out. > > No one is fucking you over, or even interested in fucking you over. > > And no one is forcing you to stay in Podunk. > > Stop picking on store employees and take responsibility for yourself. Was this your BigTard impression? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/194 "2013-04-09T15:22:29Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Was this your BigTard impression? The “weeks too late” part is dead-on, but there’s too much profanity and not enough sanctimonious TL;DR. I give it a 6. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/195 "2013-04-09T15:24:51Z")
Yup. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/196 "2013-04-09T16:56:02Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > The “weeks too late” part is dead-on, but there’s too much profanity and not enough sanctimonious TL;DR. I give it a 6. Also, no white-knighting of the lowly store employee, his mother, and cows. ---
**Author:** ![BlakeTyner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@BlakeTyner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlakeTyner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/197 "2013-04-10T00:24:03Z")
Well this thread is certainly lulzy. Of course, in Texas we lulz differently than most of you other cats, and way better than they do in Spain. (Anybody else got the image of Cartman screaming at his mom about maybe getting a kiss before the next time she decides to FUCK him?) ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/198 "2013-04-10T01:07:49Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If you have a Real Butcher available, they should be able to ground it on the spot. That was my second thought. The first was : “why don’t you ground the meat yourself?” FTR my ex was highly allergic to eggs and “normally” allergic to a dozen of other things (those would give her only rashes or stomachaches, not free rides to the hospital), so I know the issue. And yes you can’t rely on people selling you foodstuff, generally speaking (lesson learned during the “egg-free birthday cake/birthay of hell” incident), you need to prepare yoru own dishes and only eat out in places where you know with certainty that the owner is highly reliable. ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/199 "2013-04-10T01:26:23Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Tell that to corporate America. I’ve worked a number of jobs where those very phrases were absolutely forbidden, you ALWAYS had to “help” the customer and if you didn’t know the answer you were supposed to make something up rather than admit ignorance. Seriously, would have it applied in a situation where a customer stating he was highly allergic to some food item had asked you if it was present in whatever he wanted to buy? I assume the store owner, at the very least, wouldn’t want to end up liable as a result of said customer’s death. ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/200 "2013-04-10T02:01:22Z")
Please ignore my two previous posts. I hadn’t realized that I was so late to the party, that the thread was so long and that it was such a trainwreck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119.md?page=11)