# Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 16, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119 "2013-03-16T20:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/161 "2013-03-20T00:52:35Z")
When someone is harassed and picked on in school, it’s awful. You don’t really have a choice about being there, and there’s not much you can do to escape it. When someone is harasss and picked on at their job, it’s awful. While you’re usually not required by law to be at your job, most people still have to work, and there may it be other jobs available to them, at least not with equivalent pay and/or benefits. When someone is harassed and picked on in a free Internet message board that they choose to patronize, and which they can leave at any moment simply by closing their web browser… that’s not really all that awful. Particularly when it’s not even the entire message board, but a single sub forum that exists for the specific purpose of giving people a place where they can be dicks to each other. Trying to white knight some unpleasant schmuck who’s too dumb to avoid the one place on the boards where people have free rein to tell him exactly what they think of them is kind of pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/162 "2013-03-20T01:06:04Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Too bad it’s PlainJain. That’s the beauty of it actually. \ ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/163 "2013-03-20T01:41:04Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > that would be stretching plausibility. _\_ ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/164 "2013-03-20T01:51:15Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Are you from Spain? I think **Nava** might be from Spain. She doesn’t mention it often, though. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/165 "2013-03-20T01:52:50Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Trying to white knight some unpleasant schmuck who’s too dumb to avoid the one place on the boards where people have free rein to tell him exactly what they think of them is kind of pathetic. That’s beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/166 "2013-03-20T02:32:41Z")
Don’t forget that Spanish culture, society, customs, history, law, and language is Spanish. Every post that fails to mention Spain explicitly is hopelessly Anglo-Ameri-centric. ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/167 "2013-03-20T02:43:00Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Perhaps he coincidentally was hit by a bus on his way home from the sidewalkwhere I left him, but that would be stretching plausibility. Let’s not be so modest, it would be stretching credulity. And none of this is context you provided, back then it _was_ all down to leet skillz: > [@](#): > > When I was attacked those many years ago I went for his balls and that’s exactly what he did, shield them with his thigh. Which is how I wound up breaking his femur instead of nailing his groin. In this case it was still effective at disabling him, but only because I hit with literal bone-breaking force. Short of serious training and athleticism most people wouldn’t be able to do that. Hell, I can’t do it any more, I haven’t keep up the necessary work for it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/168 "2013-03-20T05:47:37Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > When someone is harassed and picked on in a free Internet message board that they choose to patronize, and which they can leave at any moment simply by closing their web browser… that’s not really all that awful. Particularly when it’s not even the entire message board, but a single sub forum that exists for the specific purpose of giving people a place where they can be dicks to each other. Trying to white knight some unpleasant schmuck who’s too dumb to avoid the one place on the boards where people have free rein to tell him exactly what they think of them is kind of pathetic. This should be stitched into a sampler. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/169 "2013-03-20T06:13:15Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > When you fail to include the information that I was absolutely terrified at the time and early in the process of being raped it does take incident out of context. Since extreme fear does have the effect of allowing greater than usual feats of physical strength it does make what I said more plausible. > > And, as noted in that thread, “broken thigh” was what was bandied about. I don’t have any actual access to his medical records. I do know he was in a cast and on crutches for some time. Perhaps he coincidentally was hit by a bus on his way home from the sidewalk where I left him, but that would be stretching plausibility. So did you break a man’s femur with a kick or not? ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/170 "2013-03-20T07:11:03Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > For those new to the party, here’s the “context” of Broomstick’s super-awesome kung-fu skillz where she claims that she generated the 1700 lbs of force it takes to How do we know that the bully didn’t have a milk allergy that left him with the brittle bones of a 90yo woman? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/171 "2013-03-20T10:12:54Z")
> [@Enkel](#): > > How do we know that the bully didn’t have a milk allergy that left him with the brittle bones of a 90yo woman? Or maybe the “bully” was Mr Glass from Unbreakable. **Broomstick** created a supervillain! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/172 "2013-03-20T12:46:39Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Are you from Spain? If not then you simply cannot understand. Spain is very important and special to Spain. Spain is home to many people from Spain. Spain is also the home of many delicious foods which come from Spain. If you’re not from Spain then please do not comment on Spain. As Spain is very Spain to those from Spain. Stop turning this thread into a Spainwreck. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/173 "2013-03-20T12:48:48Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > This should be stitched into a sampler. Great idea, but who do we know with that much free time? ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/174 "2013-03-20T13:50:44Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Stop turning this thread into a Spainwreck. Just spewed coffee on monitor. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/175 "2013-03-20T17:52:57Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Stop turning this thread into a Spainwreck. There’s already a Spain in the ass with the habit of doing that. Juan is enough. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/176 "2013-03-20T19:44:16Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Great idea, but who do we know with that much free time? I feel a wacky romantic sitcom coming on, starring **BigT** and \*\* Guin\*\*. “He’s a basement-living loser. She’s an attic-dwelling pest. But when they share an unsecured wireless network, see love blossom Top To Bottom”. Top To Bottom, Tuesdays 8pm on Fox. I call dibs on the curmudgeonly neighbour. ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/177 "2013-03-20T21:35:01Z")
I can’t tell if I’m at “That Other Board” or if I’m here. Pretty cool. Keep going! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/178 "2013-03-20T23:09:53Z")
> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#): > > I feel a wacky romantic sitcom coming on, starring **BigT** and \*\* Guin\*\*. > > “He’s a basement-living loser. She’s an attic-dwelling pest. But when they share an unsecured wireless network, see love blossom Top To Bottom”. Top To Bottom, Tuesdays 8pm on Fox. > > I call dibs on the curmudgeonly neighbour. Okay, now I have to hurt you. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/179 "2013-03-20T23:34:40Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Okay, now I have to hurt you. Love. (Re: tennis scoring) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/caesin-is-not-dairy-free-you-fuckers/653119/180 "2013-03-20T23:45:30Z")
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