# Cafe Society Community Blues **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 12, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791 "2004-10-12T06:35:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/1 "2004-10-12T06:35:12Z")
Given the talent floating and lurking around these parts, we should be able to write some mighty fine music. Rules are simple-each new poster adds a line to the song. In case of simulpost, first one up takes precedence. Let’s start with an old standard: _I woke up this mornin’_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/2 "2004-10-12T07:42:12Z")
Da dada da da… What? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/3 "2004-10-12T08:05:23Z")
_and found that I was banned._ Da dada da. Da dada da. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/4 "2004-10-12T08:30:47Z")
_Not a sign of a warnin’_ Da dada da da… ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/5 "2004-10-12T08:32:13Z")
\*I reckon I ain’t gettin’ no slack Da dada da da…\* ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/6 "2004-10-12T16:24:33Z")
\*Cause I’m not sure they’ll EVER want me back… And that’s why they call them the blues… The Cafe Society Blues.\* ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/7 "2004-10-12T18:55:58Z")
> [@DeVena](#): > > _… not sure they’ll EVER want me back…_ \*I’d like to see a list that the fanboys don’t hijack…\* ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/8 "2004-10-12T20:09:20Z")
If it ain’t star wars of buffy… ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/9 "2004-10-12T20:57:28Z")
A recap: \*I woke up this mornin’ Da dada da da… and found that I was banned. Da dada da. Da dada da. Not a sign of a warnin’ Da dada da da… I reckon I ain’t gettin’ no slack Da dada da da… Cause I’m not sure they’ll EVER want me back… And that’s why they call them the blues… The Cafe Society Blues. I’d like to see a list that the fanboys don’t hijack… If it ain’t star wars of buffy…\* welcome 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![singersargent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@singersargent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singersargent)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/10 "2004-10-12T21:35:28Z")
Then it’s Un Chien Andalou… _Hum, hum, hum, dada_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/11 "2004-10-13T01:53:31Z")
All this talk 'bout comics… _da dada da da_ ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/12 "2004-10-13T09:52:19Z")
An’ I’ll go no more a-rovin’ {Da da da da DAH!} Just 'cos I dug Verhoeven {Da da da da DAH} ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/13 "2004-10-13T09:55:41Z")
> [@Middlecase](#): > > An’ I’ll go no more a-rovin’ > {Da da da da DAH!} > Just 'cos I dug Verhoeven > {Da da da da DAH} Sorry, previous line should have read All this talk of comics, It just leaves me blue {Da da da da DAH!} OK, as you were… ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/14 "2004-10-13T10:13:31Z")
> [@](#): > > All this talk of comics, > It just leaves me blue > {Da da da da DAH!} I ain’t post-mod,[sub]bum da da bum[/sub] or _Film noir_[sub]wa wee wa wa wee\*[/sub] I like Waterboy, and ace Ventura too, I got those Caf-e so-ci-e-ty blues \*sound of Harmonica ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/15 "2004-10-13T10:15:23Z")
> [@Middlecase](#): > > Sorry, previous line should have read > > All this talk of comics, > It just leaves me blue > {Da da da da DAH!} > > OK, as you were… Still not right. AB rhyme scheme: I’ll go no more a-rovin’ My postin’, it’s done. {Da da da da DAH!} Just 'cos I dug Verhoeven They set phasers to ‘Stun’ {Da da da da DAH!} ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-community-blues/268791/16 "2004-10-15T03:37:56Z")
You were workin’ on it-I leave for a day and it dies? C’mon! Good stuff, all!