# Cafe Society Confessions: What's yours?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 8, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345 "2017-02-08T19:48:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/1 "2017-02-08T19:48:02Z")

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I consider R.E.M. to be my “favorite band” simply for the amount of songs I enjoy by them.

- But I HATE ‘Losing My Religion’, and love ‘Shinny Happy People’.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/2 "2017-02-08T20:18:55Z")

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In a similar vein, my favorite artist is Bob Dylan, and I think that _Blowin’ In The Wind_ is one of his weakest songs. I once heard a radio interview with Van Morrison in which he was asked about _Brown Eyed Girl_, and he replied with something like :“What’s up with that song? I probably wrote 300 better ones.” And he was right, just like Dylan probably wrote 400 better songs than _Blowin’_.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/3 "2017-02-08T20:19:43Z")

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I thought Fences was a pointless vanity project and I was annoyed for having seen it. On top of that, I think Denzel is highly overrated and only has one gear. This movie is pretty highly regarded so I thought I’d put it here.

To add some positivity to my post, I thought The Edge of Seventeen was award worthy.

There is nothing unique or confession-worthy about my favorite band, it’s Queen.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/4 "2017-02-08T21:13:45Z")

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_Silly Love Songs_ is one of my all-time favorite McCartney tunes.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/5 "2017-02-08T21:15:53Z")

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I once made Thanksgiving gravy from a packet, because the bird was too dry to generate any drippings.

I consider _E.T._ to be one of the worst, least kid-friendly movies ever made.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/6 "2017-02-08T21:17:25Z")

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I dislike _The Princess Bride_ (yeah, yeah, inconceivable, I know) and loathe _The Big Bang Theory._

On the flip side, I enjoy fast food and stupid fluffy romance movies.

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/7 "2017-02-08T21:37:07Z")

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_Dances with Wolves_ is one of my favorite movies ever.

I’m on board with many of the changes to the _Lord of the Rings_ movies, including no Tom Bombadil and no Scouring of the Shire. Interestingly, I never really liked those part of the book before I saw the movies.

I don’t care if some movies are historically inaccurate, I enjoy the movies themselves, like _Braveheart_ and _Sound of Music_.

I prefer instant grits to real grits.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/8 "2017-02-08T21:43:49Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> _Silly Love Songs_ is one of my all-time favorite McCartney tunes.

And what’s wrong with that, I’d like to know?

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/9 "2017-02-08T21:44:50Z")

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> [@HubZilla](#):
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> I prefer instant grits to real grits.

“No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits.”

- My Cousin Vinny.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/10 "2017-02-08T21:58:16Z")

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> [@MyFootsZZZ](#):
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> I consider R.E.M. to be my “favorite band” simply for the amount of songs I enjoy by them.
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> - But I HATE ‘Losing My Religion’, and love ‘Shinny Happy People’.

I’m even worse… I’ve never cared much for _Murmur_. To me, it’s “Radio Free Europe”, the weird one about climbing the stairs, and 10 interchangeable janglepop songs that all sound the same.  
And… I like _Monster_.

And while I freely admit _Phantom Menace_ sucks donkey balls, I actually enjoyed the other 2 prequels. They’re flawed, but not the abominations the internet insists they are.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/11 "2017-02-08T22:01:40Z")

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Good Burger was a hilarious comedy.  
I like fried Spam.  
I grew up on Top 40 music and I love it.  
And probably because of the last one, there are classical spurts of music that I love very much but not whole damn songs. They are too long and get stupid boring after a while. A Little Night Music is about as long a classical piece that I can take.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/12 "2017-02-08T22:40:47Z")

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I think Pentatonix is an amazingly brilliant group, and I love maybe one-tenth of their stuff. I am totally not interested in any of their modern, pop, hip-hop covers. I’ll listen to some of their Christmas songs, some of the ones they’ve written themselves, Hallelujah and a few other all day long, but if I were to buy one of their albums, maybe one or two songs would make it onto my MP3 player.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/13 "2017-02-08T23:54:31Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> I like fried Spam.

As do all good people.  
I have tried to watch Breaking Bad. Seriously, I have. I made it through several episodes but \*I just don’t care! \*:o

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/14 "2017-02-08T23:59:38Z")

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I enjoy watching _Popeye_ (yes, the Robin Williams/Shelly Duvall one).

Despite fair ratings and making lots of money, I find the new Star Trek reboot (all three of them) to be below average in entertainment, science fiction, and logic.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/15 "2017-02-09T00:08:38Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> As do all good people.

Have you seen them?

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/16 "2017-02-09T00:11:34Z")

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Jurassic Park III is the best JP sequel. (They’re all pretty substandard, though)

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**Author:** ![breezman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@breezman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/breezman)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/17 "2017-02-09T00:15:29Z")

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Newhart is one of my favorite TV series of all time. I rewatch it on youtube all the time. I hate the ending, where it’s all a dream. I feel like it undermines the whole series.

I’m a mathematician, and I loathe the concept of “pi day”.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/18 "2017-02-09T00:23:39Z")

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As a young teen, I was waaaaaay too into the song [sometimes when we touch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVf940pO5ME). I’m fortunate that my crooning of this tune to my girlfriend didn’t drive her away.

Though she still forbids me to sing it in her presence, over 4 decades later. And she’s right to do so.

I will sing “Brandy” in front of her, though.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/19 "2017-02-09T00:23:59Z")

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I know remarkably little about the vast majority of TV shows, pop music and movies made past 2000 or even a little before that. That isn’t some bullshit hipster thing either because I am not one.

I like TV, music and many movies but I just never get around to watching the newer stuff because I would have to sit down and focus and that is usually too much work so the depth of my ignorance on those is astounding.

For instance, I was thinking just the other day that I should watch those “new” movies, The Matrix and Fight Club that I hear so much about. I even own them but have never gotten around to watching them even though I could at any time (it isn’t going to be tonight though). Almost everything is like that with few exceptions. I am 43, not 80.

The only movie I have seen in the theater is the last three years is Finding Dory and I love watching Spongebob Squarepants reruns. I have kids but those are my picks, not theirs. I also think Titanic is the best movie ever made and I never get tired of it.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cafe-society-confessions-whats-yours/779345/20 "2017-02-09T00:40:12Z")

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> [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](#):
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> And while I freely admit _Phantom Menace_ sucks donkey balls, I actually enjoyed the other 2 prequels. They’re flawed, but not the abominations the internet insists they are.

I confess, I agree with this wholeheartedly.

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