# Cain has a Clarence Thomas problem

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 31, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387 "2011-10-31T15:27:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/101 "2011-11-04T14:10:57Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Yes, that would make him look great. Being CEO of a pizza company is a lot like fighting for civil rights.

Didn’t you mean this response for the “your blacks are better than our blacks thread”?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/102 "2011-11-04T14:14:13Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> Didn’t you mean this response for the “your blacks are better than our blacks thread”?

It was a response to your post. If you know anyone in the Cain campaign, _please_ tell them Cain should say he harrassed women because he wanted to be like MLK Jr. It’s the perfect rejoinder and I guarantee people will be speechless.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/103 "2011-11-04T15:35:06Z")

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Cains camp has blamed Romney for leaking the story. They have blamed Perry’s people for leaking the story. They have blamed the media for talking about it.  
They have not blamed Cain for 3 incidents of harassment. That is not part of the story, I guess.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/104 "2011-11-04T16:11:17Z")

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One of the settlements [was signed in September of 1999](http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/67627.html)… Yep, 9/99.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/105 "2011-11-04T19:59:46Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> One of the settlements [was signed in September of 1999](http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1111/67627.html)… Yep, 9/99.

999? Quick- someone let Michelle Bachmann know this! Pleeeaaase?!

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/106 "2011-11-04T22:09:45Z")

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Sounds like somebody got a little bump on thier settlement.

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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/107 "2011-11-04T23:30:32Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Cains camp has blamed Romney for leaking the story. They have blamed Perry’s people for leaking the story. They have blamed the media for talking about it.  
> They have not blamed Cain for 3 incidents of harassment. That is not part of the story, I guess.

Because it is as of right now highly tentative and we do not know much yet.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/108 "2011-11-04T23:38:25Z")

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> [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](#):
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> Because it is as of right now highly tentative and we do not know much yet.

We do not know much, yet. But the woman was anxious to tell her story yesterday…doesn’t want to talk about it today. Payoff is the most likely explanation. Not the only explanation but it sure sounds fishy to me.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/109 "2011-11-04T23:45:05Z")

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The restaurant association has said it’s willing to give a release to the woman who wanted out of her non-disclosure agreement.

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/110 "2011-11-07T13:21:38Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> It was a response to your post. If you know anyone in the Cain campaign, _please_ tell them Cain should say he harrassed women because he wanted to be like MLK Jr. It’s the perfect rejoinder and I guarantee people will be speechless.

I wold not recommend that … you have to be so careful with the whole civil rights thing.

BTW …would you recommend someone like Jesse Jackson comparing the Occupiers to the civil rights movement?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/111 "2011-11-07T15:51:34Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> I wold not recommend that … you have to be so careful with the whole civil rights thing.

And I wouldn’t recommend taking potshots at Martin Luther King Jr. in a thread about Herman Cain, seeing as how any comparison to King is going to make Cain look bad and it makes it look like you have an axe to grind with King. Remind me what you were trying to accomplish with this?

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/112 "2011-11-07T16:46:14Z")

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I guess attorney Gloria Allred is going to have a press conference with some woman (is it 3 or 4 women now? I’ve lost count.) who reports also having been sexually harassed by Cain today.

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**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/113 "2011-11-07T16:54:07Z")

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Looks like the answer is 4: [Herman Cain Sexual Harassment Charges: Fourth Woman Makes Allegations Against Candidate | HuffPost Latest News](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/07/herman-cain-sexual-harassment-charges_n_1079515.html?ref=politics)

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/114 "2011-11-07T19:46:56Z")

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> [@Ca3799](#):
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> I guess attorney Gloria Allred is going to have a press conference with some woman (is it 3 or 4 women now? I’ve lost count.) who reports also having been sexually harassed by Cain today.

Anyone else watch the news conference?

If this woman is telling the truth, this situation was not merely some vaguely suggestive comments in mixed company or a vulgar, off-color joke told in a lady’s presence, but a full-on sexual assault (up-skirt grope and an attempt to force her head to his crotch) that could have easily resulted in years in prison for Herman Cain.

(Why did I just know that the accuser was going to be a blonde?)

Finally, is Gloria Allred the most bitter, hateful, angry-looking person alive today?

Finally, anyone give me odds when the high-priced call girls cum out of the woodwork? Mr. Cain seems to have a swwet tooth that probably demands satisfaction on a regular basis, and the occasional furtive grope probably doesn’t cut it for long…

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/115 "2011-11-07T19:50:46Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> Finally, anyone give me odds when the high-priced call girls **cum** out of the woodwork?

[bolding mine]

Intentional spelling there?

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/116 "2011-11-07T19:58:16Z")

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She is a lifelong Republican and a tea bagger. That is some complicated Liberal plot .

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/117 "2011-11-07T20:11:23Z")

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I didn’t see the press conference. I do see that Bennett, the lawyer for one of the women who settled a claim against Cain, said what she described was “very similar” to what happened to his client. That’s arguably worse since she brought a lawsuit at the time and this woman is just going public now.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/118 "2011-11-07T20:21:22Z")

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I can only seem to find clips of the video. I don’t find it odd that the accuser was blonde, but do find it bizarre that she claimed her reaction to Cain sticking his hand up her skirt was, “Hey, I have a boyfriend!”

Err, what? That’s your objection?

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/119 "2011-11-07T20:25:56Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> I don’t find it odd that the accuser was blonde, but do find it bizarre that she claimed her reaction to Cain sticking his hand up her skirt was, "Hey, I have a boyfriend!

I imagine Mr. Cain would have greatly preferred it if her response was “Hey, let’s call up my girlfriend!”, but just like when you order a pizza, sometimes you don’t get exactly what you hoped for…

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cain-has-a-clarence-thomas-problem/601387/120 "2011-11-07T20:34:38Z")

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I’m sure he didn’t like that reaction either, but seriously now, I was sexually harassed by my boss once at roughly 90% male workplace, and the last thing on my mind was my boyfriend. My thoughts were, “My boss is pulling some misogynistic bullying bullshit” and “Oh, fuck no.” Whether or not I had a boyfriend had _nothing_ to do with my anger.

The asshole later got fired, and I don’t think it was just because of me, but good riddance to the creepy bastard no matter what the cause was.

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