# Cajun Man did not like my drugs thread, so he closed it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 17, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898 "2004-01-17T06:49:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/1 "2004-01-17T06:49:08Z")
> **[A small parody of "Smoke Two Joints"](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=235351)** > > I snort two lines in the morning light It makes my nose bleed all night Thank you, thank you, you’re so kind! 🆒 Why are those types of parodies not allowed on the boards? What is wrong with some drug humor? Also, what is wrong with my sig line? It is a joke based on the idea that marijuana users should smoke up 4:20 PM EVERY DAY 😃 , and the drug of choice injected by my namesake. Plenty of people make jokes about their nickname, some joke about my name(suggesting I should call myself ala Kurt), yet I cannot make a joke? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/2 "2004-01-17T06:56:29Z")
I’ve pretty much stayed away from the pile-ons you seem to inspire, **Kurdt**. But you know what? You really _are_ an annoying little whiney fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/3 "2004-01-17T06:59:54Z")
Pitting a moderator is generally not a wise move regardless of the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/4 "2004-01-17T07:01:44Z")
It would probably help if your joke was funny perhaps I shouldn’t post when I’m in such a bad mood…I’m sure I will be pitted before long :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/5 "2004-01-17T07:03:27Z")
I have to say, I’m certain this post will attract a lot of posters who’ve already put you on their _bad list_, but I’m actually proud that in the post you linked that there was a three hour and fourty five minutes period where we actually ( :eek: ) ignored you!!! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/6 "2004-01-17T07:10:33Z")
You know, every Pit thread you’ve started has turned on you and ended with you getting dog-piled. You’re like Bart with the electrified cupcake. Take a hint already and stop posting new OPs in here. And for fuck’s sake, _stop whining_. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/7 "2004-01-17T07:11:42Z")
**KKkkkkkkkuuuuuuurrrrrrdddddddttttttt!!!**. Stop. Please. Just. stop. For the love of God, STOP! You are currently making an ass of yourself in a major way. People have tried to help you and you have continued being a whiney fuck! STOP! Quit posting. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/8 "2004-01-17T07:13:22Z")
Ahhh. Kurdt has posted an intensely stupid thread in MPSIMS, got it locked, and immediately started two equally stupid Pit threads. The new board has officially been broken in. ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/9 "2004-01-17T07:22:20Z")
Looks like people are eager to jump on the pile-on. I was not saying he was a fuckface, how he should fuck off into a ass cavern filled with mongoose shit that is covered with angry bees, or even that he was wrong. I just need some sort of less vague justification of closing the thread, and telling me to change my sig. So, bugger off y’all. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/10 "2004-01-17T07:24:02Z")
because your sig appears to be encouraging heroin use. Not a good thing. There. Answer. Are you happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/11 "2004-01-17T07:24:19Z")
> [@jesleigh](#): > > It would probably help if your joke was funny > > perhaps I shouldn’t post when I’m in such a bad mood…I’m sure I will be pitted before long :rolleyes: Ah, ad hominems. You have no dog in this fight, shithead. So fuck off, you bandwagoning neanderthal. ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/12 "2004-01-17T07:26:50Z")
"because your sig appears to be encouraging heroin use. Not a good thing. There. Answer. Are you happy now? " It is supposed to be humorous/comical(or at least attempted to), and the effort towards that is the all caps being applied. And it is incredibly absurd, my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/13 "2004-01-17T07:33:35Z")
> [@Kurdt Kobain](#): > > Ah, ad hominems. You have no dog in this fight, shithead. So fuck off, you bandwagoning neanderthal. That wasn’t an ad hominem. She said the joke wasn’t funny, not that _you_ weren’t funny\*. An ad hominem would be when you completly ignore the content of a post and simply insult the poster. **jesleigh** did not, in fact, insult you. As for her (or any of us) “having a dog in this fight,” I have to point out that **you** were the one who decided to make this a public issue. If you don’t want comments from people not directly involved in the topic (i.e. anyone not **CajunMan** ), you should have e-mailed him. By starting a new thread, you are tacitly inviting comments from anyone who feels they have something to say on the subject. Incidentally, do you plan to ever stop whining? It’s not very becoming. \*You aren’t, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/14 "2004-01-17T07:37:53Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > \*You aren’t, BTW. Ad Hominem. I won’t bother replying or caring much about your opinion if you pepper your replies with them. And yes, to take a new AWESOME I GET TO ATTACK KURT FOR NO REASON POST from your mouth, I’m sure you don’t care much about my opinion already. ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/15 "2004-01-17T07:39:29Z")
Please tell me how I am whining. Cite the OP. PROVE IT. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/16 "2004-01-17T07:43:07Z")
Hey fuckweiner. Have you ever known anyone who did heroin? Have you ever known someone on methadone, trying to get their lives together? Have you ever lost a friend to heroin, known that they were sitting in a room with half a dozen people, supposed friends, when they just stopped breathing? They stripped his body of all his cash and his jewelry before they carried him downstairs and called the cops. It isn’t a fucking joke. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/17 "2004-01-17T08:46:28Z")
> [@Kurdt Kobain](#): > > Looks like people are eager to jump on the pile-on. > > . You really are a whining little baby. Yes. You are being piled on. It’s what you wanted. You’ve _invited_ us to do it. Which is fine by me. Just don’t cry about it later. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-did-not-like-my-drugs-thread-so-he-closed-it/224898/18 "2004-01-17T08:49:47Z")
**Kurdt Kobain** , I don’t care how old you say you are. You are simply not emotionally mature enough to be on this message board. If you ARE as old, chronologically, as you say you are, you may never be mature enough to post on the Straight Dope Message Board. Goodbye. Lynn For the Straight Dope