# Cajun Man & DrMatrix: Destroying the Institution of Marriage for 30 Years!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240 "2010-01-01T00:06:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/21 "2010-01-01T20:41:29Z")

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Wait a second, **Cajun Man** and **Dr. Matrix** are a couple? No one tells me anything.

Congratulations! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/22 "2010-01-01T20:45:58Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/23 "2010-01-01T20:46:42Z")

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Congrats!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/24 "2010-01-01T20:51:29Z")

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> [@imthjckaz](#):
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> **Cajun Man & DrMatrix: Destroying the Institution of Marriage for 30 Years!**

And it’s still here, the slackers!

Oh, and congratulations.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/25 "2010-01-01T20:54:33Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> And it’s still here, the slackers!

It’s taking longer than they thought.

Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/26 "2010-01-01T21:04:36Z")

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/27 "2010-01-01T21:43:37Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/28 "2010-01-01T21:53:10Z")

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Happy anniversary to you both!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/29 "2010-01-01T22:43:01Z")

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Happy anniversary! Show those straight people how it’s done!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/30 "2010-01-02T01:17:07Z")

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Congratulations!

So, where could a gay couple get married 30 years ago?

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/31 "2010-01-02T03:48:07Z")

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I had no idea. Congratulations! Also, what Boyo Jim said.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/32 "2010-01-02T04:08:05Z")

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Congrats!:D:cool:

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/33 "2010-01-02T04:38:57Z")

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Let me join the parade offering congratulations and wishing you a long, comfortable future.

::lifts his cup of tea in their honor::

Hometownboy

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/34 "2010-01-02T12:05:21Z")

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Happy anniversary!

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/35 "2010-01-02T12:39:29Z")

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Congratulations! You’ve done well!

My husband and I just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary on Dec. 30th.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/36 "2010-01-02T14:26:34Z")

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Here’s to a very healthy, happy, and prosperous next 30 years!  
Hugs to both of you!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/37 "2010-01-02T17:42:43Z")

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Congratulations on your anniversary, gentleman. Your commitment to each other and to destroying the foundation of our society is to be admired. 😉

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/38 "2010-01-02T17:53:36Z")

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Happy Anniversary! Here’s to another 30 years!

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/39 "2010-01-02T22:23:20Z")

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Tillykke, guys! May you have many more happy years together!

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**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/40 "2010-01-03T01:46:42Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> And it’s still here, the slackers!

It erodes invisibly from the inside out. I mourn that my promiscuous children will not hear from me that there’s a mechanism for them to claim fidelity.

Because I will have franchised my genes and timeshared my love in a marriageless world.

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