# Cajun Man & DrMatrix: Destroying the Institution of Marriage for 30 Years!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240 "2010-01-01T00:06:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/41 "2010-01-03T02:09:15Z")

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B’wha? (have I been wooshed?)

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**Author:** ![quilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/839c29/32.png) [@quilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quilter)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/42 "2010-01-03T02:56:13Z")

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Woo hoo! Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/43 "2010-01-03T02:56:48Z")

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Congratulations, dudes!

That’ll learn them troglodytic, knuckle-draggin’, faux family values spoutin’, C-street livin’, promise-keepin’, gay bashin’, equal rights denyin’, bible thumpin’, Limbaugh lovin’, spouse cheatin’ hypocrites. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/44 "2010-01-03T03:02:04Z")

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You two could teach the breeders a thing or two, methinks. Congrats!

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/45 "2010-01-03T03:32:24Z")

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Thanks for the good wishes, everyone.

Well, on to another 30.  
Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/46 "2010-01-03T03:35:47Z")

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> [@Stowed\_Bob](#):
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> It erodes invisibly from the inside out. I mourn that my promiscuous children will not hear from me that there’s a mechanism for them to claim fidelity.
> 
> Because I will have franchised my genes and timeshared my love in a marriageless world.

The words are all English, but I’m not getting the meaning of them. It is kind of poetic, though.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/47 "2010-01-03T04:45:34Z")

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I’d like to thank each and every one of you for your kind words.

Wishing you all a very happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.

* * *

[**Happy New Year!**](http://homepage.mac.com/gaycouple/new_year.html)

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**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/48 "2010-01-03T04:47:50Z")

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Have another great 30 years, guys. Congrats 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/49 "2010-01-03T05:20:04Z")

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Fellas, I remember when you were celebrating your 25th, and the crazy Fests and parties we had back in New York.

There was never a doubt in my mind.

I hope you are both well and that you keep irritating each other for many years to come.

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**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/50 "2010-01-03T10:55:42Z")

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Congrats! After 15 years with my legal/socially acceptable spouse, I contemplate burying him in the woods. (I lack a redneck with dynamite for my plan to come to fruition.)

May you always be strong in each other.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/51 "2010-01-03T12:11:38Z")

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Wow! A [diamond](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_anniversary) couple! Just twenty years more to go before the Prez officially has to send you a letter of congratulations.

And _Hulde aan het diamanten paar!_ (Hooray to the diamond pair, in Dutch)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/52 "2010-01-03T18:22:31Z")

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Absolutely wonderful! Congrats and many mmmoooorrrreeee!!!

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/53 "2010-01-03T22:45:49Z")

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congratulations!

my theory for the many years of togetherness… eyebrows, it is all in the eyebrows.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/54 "2010-01-03T23:14:57Z")

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Where’s the King Cake?

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/55 "2010-01-05T14:22:51Z")

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Awesome!!

You guys ever think about coming to my side of the Cities to have a ceremony? I saw a beautiful lesbian wedding in one of the parks here in November. I better get an invite!

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/56 "2010-01-05T14:30:41Z")

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Congratulations!

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**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/57 "2010-01-07T09:55:03Z")

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My congratulations as well! Such a love is all too rare a thing.

When I first saw this thread, I thought it was a zombie. Then I realized I was thinking of their 25-year anniversary. Time flies!

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/58 "2010-01-07T15:14:39Z")

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Congrats to both of you, and best wishes!

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**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/59 "2010-01-08T03:54:18Z")

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Happy new year and anniversary! Miss you guys. Call me; let’s do lunch.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajun-man-drmatrix-destroying-the-institution-of-marriage-for-30-years/523240/60 "2010-01-08T07:33:45Z")

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30 years together is a great tribute to you as a couple. I hope my relationship stays strong for that long. Congratulations!

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