# CajunMan, an apology. Flamsterette\_X, I wish I could say the same.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 4, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071 "2003-03-04T19:46:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071/101 "2003-03-06T02:12:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Legomancer \*  
> \*\*I’ve never heard anyone shout, “Hey! Table four needs a stick up the ass, pronto!” \*\*

You need to go to funner parties.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071/102 "2003-03-06T06:28:53Z")

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How do you fit four fags on a barstool?

Oh, uh, never mind. 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071/103 "2003-03-06T18:44:43Z")

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**Esprix** , you take them out of the pack, bend them a little so they won’t roll, and set them down. (I have to admit though, I never understood why people think this joke is funny. Afer all. it advocates cruelty to cigarettes)

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**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071/104 "2003-03-06T19:44:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LolaBaby \*  
> \*\*_goes out to buy a sense of humor–I heard they’re on sale at Macy’s_ \*\*

As a birthday gift for **airdisc**? 😛

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071/105 "2003-03-06T20:31:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Akatsukami \*  
> \*\*As a birthday gift for **airdisc**? 😛 \*\*

Nah, he needs the family sized Clue pak.

“Now with more clues for those who really need them!!”

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cajunman-an-apology-flamsterette_x-i-wish-i-could-say-the-same/159071/106 "2003-03-07T01:03:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*Make mine cedar. \*\*

That should make everything smell nice (not to mention, keep out the moths).

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