# Cake Farts . . . Congratulations! (Extremely not safe for work) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 21, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220 "2009-05-21T19:07:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/1 "2009-05-21T19:07:05Z")
It starts out with, “Know what I like the most? Cake farts.” I stumbled across this somehow and, well, as you probably already guessed from the title, it’s disgusting. I’m not going to link to it; you all know how to Google. Just do not Google it from work. If you know what 2girls1cup is you should be able to use your imagination to figure out what cake farts is. What I found hilarious about it, is that this site that has been called “the end of the internet”, has plastered across the top of the page: **Welcome To Cakefarts Congrats to Kris Allen for Winning American Idol!** ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/2 "2009-05-21T19:23:59Z")
Funny! Should I ask how you found that? Probably not. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/3 "2009-05-21T19:42:43Z")
Yeah, probably not. ---
**Author:** ![bleu\_ewe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@bleu\_ewe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleu_ewe)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/4 "2009-05-21T19:50:01Z")
Straight guys are _so_ weird. :rolleyes: Also, what a crappy looking cake! It looks like one of those frozen Pepperidge Farm messes. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/5 "2009-05-23T18:50:08Z")
What does this have to do with straight guys? ---
**Author:** ![bleu\_ewe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@bleu\_ewe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleu_ewe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/6 "2009-05-23T18:52:33Z")
Well, they are who I assume the target audience to be. Guess I’m wrong? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/7 "2009-05-23T18:58:35Z")
Wait, so if the video was a dude farting in a cake and someone said “gay guys are _so_ weird :rolleyes:”, you’d be cool with that? A black guy? The logical target audience, to me, if we’re going off assumptions, is the college/gross-out crowd. I can’t really imagine more than maybe 1 person out of 10,000 jacking off to this. ---
**Author:** ![bleu\_ewe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@bleu\_ewe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleu_ewe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/8 "2009-05-23T19:04:29Z")
Yeah, as a gay guy, I would. It’s a pretty innocuous comment. I didn’t think it would offend or set off anyone. Apologies if mine did; that honestly wasn’t my intent. :o People get off to very odd & specific things. The Internet has taught me that. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/9 "2009-05-23T19:09:27Z")
> [@bleu\_ewe](#): > > People get off to very odd & specific things. The Internet has taught me that. Yes, agreed. People of all orientations. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/10 "2009-05-23T19:16:37Z")
Once again, a thread about something crude and disgusting tapers off into a philosophical discussion. Hurray for the Dope! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/11 "2009-05-23T19:37:02Z")
If this were a site with the intent on people getting off, why would the website appologize for the raunchy ads? It looks to me like a couple of girls looking to become the next internet meme. Also, with all the ads, I’m sure they will make some dough. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/12 "2009-05-23T19:53:29Z")
To get this thread back on track, I offer the truly disgusting 1 guy and 1 cup. It’s so nasty. Look only if you dare. Not for the easily offended or those with weak stomachs. NSFW! 1guyand1cup [dot com] :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/13 "2009-05-23T20:11:37Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > I can’t really imagine more than maybe 1 person out of 10,000 jacking off to this. I’m the one. :o Kidding. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/14 "2009-05-23T21:01:07Z")
Oh. My. God. The 1 Guy video… EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Not how I was expecting it to end. I need about a gallon of brain bleach right about now… ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/15 "2009-05-23T21:55:00Z")
Well, that was interesting, I never was aware that the sphincter extended itself so much upon farting! Don’t let a day go by without learning anything new, I always say. And don’t let a night go by without drowning your brain in liquor trying to forget the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/16 "2009-05-24T18:11:32Z")
I’ve never actually “seen” a fart either, so I guess that was educational, yes. But what a waste of cake. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/17 "2009-05-24T19:17:15Z")
It puts “Let them eat cake” into a truly different context. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/18 "2009-05-24T22:49:30Z")
Would anyone eat the cake for $1,000? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/19 "2009-05-24T23:51:41Z")
Well there are currently 83,438 members registered on the Dope. That means 8 Dopers have or will masturbate to that video. **Lobohan** is one, that leaves us with seven. ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220/20 "2009-05-25T10:02:00Z")
…u ain’t seen nothing till’ u seen… **FRUITCAKE FARTS** :mad: …oh wait I have to make the site to cite by…rrrrr…the details… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cake-farts-congratulations-extremely-not-safe-for-work/497220.md?page=2)