# Call Me Stupid But......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 4, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619 "2000-10-04T14:42:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Smasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Smasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smasher)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/1 "2000-10-04T14:42:52Z")

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what does this :wally mean? Is it good or bad?

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/2 "2000-10-04T14:45:24Z")

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Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

Come on! They ASKED for it!

A putz (from [Dictionary.com](http://Dictionary.com))

putz (pts)  
n.

Slang. A fool; an idiot.  
Vulgar. Slang A penis.  
So it’s good, I guess.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/3 "2000-10-04T14:46:48Z")

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I’m a relative newcomer myself, but, I WOULD suggest you refrain from starting threads with “you can call me…” 'cause count on it, some one will come along and say " OK, You’re…" with or without a smilie face. I was gonna do it til I noticed you were new.

the Putz sign is a reference to WallyM7, a famous poster here who recently died. He is much loved by folks who’ve been around longer than me. I’ll leave it to them to describe if it’s a good thing or not (my interpretation has been that context is very important).

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/4 "2000-10-04T14:46:54Z")

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Zette, you’re a stupid but. :D:D

[sub]please forgive me, I’m in a real smartass mood today.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/5 "2000-10-04T14:51:05Z")

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ARGH!!!

No, AWB is a stupid but!

**[sub]I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.[/sub]**

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/6 "2000-10-04T14:51:38Z")

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I’m not a stupid butt, the OP is!

That particular word “putz” was used by a beloved, now deceased poster (WallyM7) frequently to describe idiots and jerks. The “putz” smilie was created in his honor.

STUPID!!!

(I tried to resist…I really, really did)

Zette

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/7 "2000-10-04T15:17:30Z")

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A thousand apoligies, Zette. I misread the Topic Review below the Post Reply section.

On another board, the Topic Review is shown in oldest-first order. Here it is newest. So when I just peeked down and saw your name at the top, I assumed that you were the OP.

As it deserves saying again: AWB is a stupid but. :D:D

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**Author:** ![LittlePotato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@LittlePotato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittlePotato)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/8 "2000-10-04T20:52:20Z")

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wring thanks for the warning 🙂 I have been lurking without registering and should have known that. Zette thanks for the meaning and sorry about the loss of your friend everybody.

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**Author:** ![Smasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Smasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smasher)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/9 "2000-10-04T20:54:53Z")

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Yes, I’m grateful for the warning also. I’m also sorry about the loss of your member, sounds like you all liked him a lot.

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/10 "2000-10-04T22:23:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Smasher \*  
> \*\*I’m also sorry about the loss of your member, sounds like you all liked him a lot. \*\*

Uhhh…

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/11 "2000-10-04T22:41:31Z")

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Okay; “stupid butt!”  
🙂

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/12 "2000-10-04T22:47:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by black455 \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Smasher \*  
> > \*\*I’m also sorry about the loss of your member, sounds like you all liked him a lot. \*\*
> 
> Uhhh… \*\*

Gee, \*\* Smasher \*\* I thought I \*\* warned \*\* you about straight lines here. uh oh… straight lines. oh no! :eek:

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**Author:** ![LazarusLong42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LazarusLong42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LazarusLong42)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/13 "2000-10-05T05:33:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Smasher \*  
> \*\*Yes, I’m grateful for the warning also. I’m also sorry about the loss of your member, sounds like you all liked him a lot. \*\*

ROTFL!!!

No comment.

LL

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**Author:** ![Smasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Smasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smasher)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/14 "2000-10-05T20:48:21Z")

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I stepped in it. Maybe I was thinking of that Bobbit woman or something.  
Anyway I’ll try to just be quiet as much as possible and if somebody else dies you know tough shit. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/15 "2000-10-05T20:56:53Z")

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**Smasher, LittlePotato**

I highly recommend doing a search for threads started by WallyM7.

Not because it is required reading but because he was downright hilarious. Find the one about his experience with the neighbor’s hampster and I guarantee you’ll laugh your ass off.

Unfortunately Wally passed away not long after I started up here and I never had cause to chat with him. Nevertheless I miss him just the same.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/16 "2000-10-05T21:06:52Z")

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I’ll save you a bit of work. [Wally Threads](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/wally3.adp).

Enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Smasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Smasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smasher)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/17 "2000-10-06T13:53:06Z")

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I can see why you would miss him. I haven’t read them all but I did read the hamster. He was a very funny person. What the world needs more of.

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**Author:** ![Idnew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/278dde/32.png) [@Idnew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idnew)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/18 "2000-10-06T13:54:30Z")

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Those threads are so funny. If he was like that at home I know he will surly be missed by his family.

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-stupid-but/35619/19 "2000-10-08T19:12:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zette \*  
> \*\*Slang A penis. So it’s good, I guess. \*\*

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