# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/301 "2007-08-11T10:35:26Z")

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Three hundred and first post bitch!

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/302 "2007-08-11T12:02:11Z")

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Seriously guys, let it die.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/303 "2007-08-11T12:42:06Z")

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I’m trying.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/304 "2007-08-11T14:15:57Z")

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You think _you’re_ trying??

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/305 "2007-08-11T16:50:31Z")

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I am not

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/306 "2007-08-11T16:57:44Z")

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I showed you guys a way to let it die in post # 266, but did anybody listen?

**An** , there’s one other sure way.

Think.

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**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/307 "2007-08-11T17:21:18Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
Seriously guys, let it die.  
[/QUOTE]  
I’d _kill_ to start a non-MMP thread that went on for 7 pages. When this thing finally dies, **An Gadaí** will be found curled up in the fetal position, sobbing, and listening to _Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)_ by Cinderella.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/308 "2007-08-11T19:37:52Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
I showed you guys a way to let it die in post # 266, but did anybody listen?

**An** , there’s one other sure way.

Think.  
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Fact fans, the An in my name means “The”. I’m _The Thief_ in Irish. It is pronounced “on”. “on gawdee”. So der.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/309 "2007-08-11T19:43:29Z")

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]  
Fact fans, the An in my name means “The”. I’m _The Thief_ in Irish. It is pronounced “on”. “on gawdee”. So der.  
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On top of being dumb, I didn’t want to have to reproduce the “í” in your last name and was just being too lazy to copy from the “reply w/ quote” area. Sorry.

Has Contrition Killed the Internet Thread?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/310 "2007-08-11T19:50:18Z")

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After long thought, Youtube gave me the inspiration to kill this thread:

J00 muzt r3plie to th1s thraad SEX times before tomorrow, or teh bl00dy gh0zt of Cecil Past will come and haunt your keyboard for3v3r and j00 will haev VERY BAD GAS!!!11

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/311 "2007-08-11T21:39:04Z")

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Get a rope.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/312 "2007-08-11T22:09:57Z")

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How long does it have to be?

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/313 "2007-08-11T22:43:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
After long thought, Youtube gave me the inspiration to kill this thread:

J00 muzt r3plie to th1s thraad SEX times before tomorrow, or teh bl00dy gh0zt of Cecil Past will come and haunt your keyboard for3v3r and j00 will haev VERY BAD GAS!!!11  
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Seriously what’s the crack with that? They post on youtube comments as if they’re forwarded emails. “In 1834 a girl called Julia was murdered, now she haunts youtube, forward this to ten people or you’ll d1e.”

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/314 "2007-08-11T22:44:54Z")

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I’ve never seen that. I should pay more attention to the comments now.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/315 "2007-08-11T23:19:01Z")

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I just read the articles.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/316 "2007-08-11T23:26:06Z")

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The pictures are nice.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/317 "2007-08-12T01:38:38Z")

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This is going to take a while, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/318 "2007-08-12T02:02:05Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
This is going to take a while, isn’t it?  
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please hold, your post is important to us.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/319 "2007-08-12T02:31:13Z")

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::Presses “0” maniacally.::

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/320 "2007-08-12T05:53:03Z")

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Hello, I’m your operator. What can I do for you?

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