# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/321 "2007-08-12T07:04:10Z")
Yes, hello, I’m looking for woman named Huggenkiss, first name Amanda. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/322 "2007-08-12T07:13:51Z")
No. No one of that name here. In fact, we only have unnamed, unnumbered robots, so please hand up and not attempt to call again. This is a recording. You call is not monitored because there is no one to to monitor it. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/323 "2007-08-12T12:06:58Z")
Venn ist das nurnstuck git und slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/324 "2007-08-12T13:01:54Z")
I do not understand your response. Please press “1” to get back to the main menu. ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/325 "2007-08-12T13:44:58Z")
This thread is still here. It should be removed by now. Where are the bloody mods? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/326 "2007-08-12T13:52:10Z")
They’re at the emergency room, getting stitched up. Quite a nasty cut, they say. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/327 "2007-08-12T14:35:53Z")
I’m gonna miss it when it’s gone. It’s become a big part of my life. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/328 "2007-08-12T15:31:38Z")
I’m gonna miss all you guys… Of course the burning envy you feel when I am the one with the official title of threadkiller will make you unsuitable for further communication. Sorry, but you understand. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/329 "2007-08-12T16:26:19Z")
I will? You mean that burning isn’t the clap? ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/330 "2007-08-12T17:46:55Z")
I just received an alert from my Super-Secret-Spy Ring that this thread needed my attention. I am Thread-Killa-Zilla. (Disguised as a mild-mannered creature who inhabits the depths of the Great Black Swamp, my mission is to sedate, bore, and otherwise distract posters into losing all interest in a thread.) My cunning punctuation (lack of stimulating exclamation points or question marks), over-zealous use of parenthetical notes, and lack of any interesting or controversial content to my posts make me a master of my craft. The thread has ended; go in peace. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/331 "2007-08-12T17:49:55Z")
[QUOTE=Suse] I just received an alert from my Super-Secret-Spy Ring that this thread needed my attention. I am Thread-Killa-Zilla. (Disguised as a mild-mannered creature who inhabits the depths of the Great Black Swamp, my mission is to sedate, bore, and otherwise distract posters into losing all interest in a thread.) My cunning punctuation (lack of stimulating exclamation points or question marks), over-zealous use of parenthetical notes, and lack of any interesting or controversial content to my posts make me a master of my craft. The thread has ended; go in peace. [/QUOTE] Nice try, but I think everyone here believes he/she is the **THREAD KILLER!!!**. I, however, know that I am the one true Thread Killer. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/332 "2007-08-12T18:25:34Z")
You’re still here? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again 418 times. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/333 "2007-08-12T18:32:06Z")
[QUOTE=Suse] You’re still here? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again 418 times. [/QUOTE] I will be here long after you have left. I have been charged with turning off the lights when the thread is closed. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/334 "2007-08-12T18:54:01Z")
This thread \*\*is \*\*dark. (But not angsty.) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/335 "2007-08-12T19:37:04Z")
Not yet at least. Get your hand off the dimmer switch, **Schwartz**! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/336 "2007-08-12T20:02:55Z")
Let’s talk in different languages? これまでだ！ ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/337 "2007-08-12T20:13:10Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Not yet at least. Get your hand off the dimmer switch, **Schwartz**! [/QUOTE] It’s not me. The thread is dimming. It won’t be long now. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/338 "2007-08-12T20:16:54Z")
そんなﾊﾞｶな！ ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/339 "2007-08-12T20:58:18Z")
I already did that **Auto** , and it didn’t kill nothing. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/340 "2007-08-12T22:30:34Z")
This thread is multi-lingual. And has more lives than the offspring of Morris and the Terminator. SSG Schwartz ETA: That ought to put the spike through the heart. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=18)