# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/361 "2007-08-13T03:17:57Z")
See, you shouldn’t be just sayin’. Sleepy time for you. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/362 "2007-08-13T03:28:07Z")
Hey, **LOUNE** , I understand that Ted Nugent is playing a super secret, but totally free concert tonight at St Andrews Hall. Don’t tell anyone, but it will start at 11 and the first 100 people to attend will get backstage passes. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/363 "2007-08-13T03:29:34Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] I’m starting to unbutton my shirt. I’m counting to three. One. . . [/QUOTE] 俺の目！ゴーグルがだめだ！ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/364 "2007-08-13T03:31:41Z")
Two. . . ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/365 "2007-08-13T03:34:43Z")
Is that a lizard coming out of the Sea of Japan? Could it be? Nah, maybe not, but maybe. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/366 "2007-08-13T03:47:23Z")
Three! OK, that’s it! Presses button to morph into Godzilla. Nothing. . . Presses again. Nothing. . . Shakes remote. Nothing. . . Taps remote on wall Nothing. . . Checks batteries Nothing. . . Remembers the morph unit was sent in last week for maintenance. :smack: Ah, er, hum. (Has idea!) If you guys don’t knock this off right now, I’m going to tell your mom when she gets back. And you are going to be in real trouble! Ya, that’s work! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/367 "2007-08-13T10:42:35Z")
Ooh! So scared! This is me shaking! ((me)) 😛 to your Ted Nugent, **Schwartz**. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/368 "2007-08-13T11:27:17Z")
Yay, you wait, when I get the morph unit back, you’ll be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/369 "2007-08-13T11:30:44Z")
Oh, that’s right. Blame it on the “morph unit”. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/370 "2007-08-13T12:21:20Z")
Good morning all, what did I miss? Hmm, semi naked **TokyoPlayer** , Ted Nugent, and Godzilla. Same old, same old. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/371 "2007-08-13T13:16:57Z")
Then stop staring at his Godzilla sized wang. ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/372 "2007-08-13T14:10:44Z")
Or is that a wang sized godzilla? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/373 "2007-08-13T14:44:18Z")
Well in his case, yes. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/374 "2007-08-13T14:45:10Z")
My god, the power of this thread is immeasurable, even Godwin’s law cannot stop it. I could power my home for a year with the electrons from this thread. Or maybe my lava lamp for 3 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/375 "2007-08-13T15:09:47Z")
Probably not. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/376 "2007-08-13T17:56:54Z")
_yawn_ I had a dream I worked at a plant where my whole job was to fasten 5 foot strands of electrical wiring together. There were also many faucets, half of which were filled with watery spaghetti. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/377 "2007-08-13T18:21:21Z")
I think that may mean you have issues with Italians. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/378 "2007-08-13T18:25:31Z")
Fuck, I am a quarter Italian! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/379 "2007-08-13T18:29:43Z")
Why do you hate America? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/380 "2007-08-13T18:45:49Z")
Ummm, [because my hair is too green?](http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/Random%20Pics%20of%20Me/?action=view¤t=n1608247_31580868_4246.jpg) (Sadly that was 5 years ago) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=20)