# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/21 "2007-07-31T17:43:58Z")
It was entirely possible. Sometimes the SDMB can be a cold and lonely place. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/22 "2007-07-31T18:36:07Z")
Is the plane on a treadmill thread still going? I’m afraid to look! ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/23 "2007-07-31T18:59:40Z")
Dangit, **control-z**! You ruined everything! Did nobody tell you the plan was to wait for **An Gadaí** to post again and kill the thread? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/24 "2007-07-31T19:00:58Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] I seem to have a habit of murdering threads. Once I post in them they usually sink without a trace! Oh well. I just need to become a wittier, more astute, more contributory poster. [/QUOTE] I cannot let you suffer further. I admit it…I framed you. For I am… _band strikes 3 chords_ … the Thread killer…! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/25 "2007-07-31T23:06:50Z")
Hah, I once killed a thread with a TMI post. TMI posts NEVER kill threads. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/26 "2007-08-01T00:04:25Z")
TMI posts don’t kill threads, poop kills threads ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/27 "2007-08-01T00:11:26Z")
This is sure to end badly, but here is my post. Sound Taps. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/28 "2007-08-01T00:19:16Z")
No, _I’m_ the Script of Death!! Now I have to go have a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/29 "2007-08-01T02:43:24Z")
You guys can’t win that easy. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/30 "2007-08-01T02:47:34Z")
Oh, I should have said that my second post kills the thread. The fat lady is singing for this thread. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/31 "2007-08-01T02:56:01Z")
I’d sing for it too…if I were a fat lady. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/32 "2007-08-01T03:53:02Z")
**An Gadaí** , come back and request that this thread be closed. Think of it, you’ll become a self fullfilling prophecy, and this thread won’t go on F O R E V E R ! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/33 "2007-08-01T11:01:03Z")
Oh, it won’t go on forever. It’s dead. Like…now. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/34 "2007-08-01T11:09:21Z")
[QUOTE=Count Blucher] I cannot let you suffer further. I admit it…I framed you. For I am… _band strikes 3 chords_ … the Thread killer…! [/QUOTE] No! I am the THREAD KILLER! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/35 "2007-08-01T11:15:29Z")
yessir, death for sure. I see it. mmhmm ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/36 "2007-08-01T11:25:48Z")
It’s comin’ around the bend. That’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/37 "2007-08-01T12:21:50Z")
I will kill this thread, riiiight about now! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/38 "2007-08-01T14:02:55Z")
Why do you lie? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/39 "2007-08-05T21:33:08Z")
Congrats, **Least Original User Name Ever** , I think you may have killed the… _Wait, what’s that? Are you serious? Aw, crap, I never even thought of that, I guess you are right._ Never mind **LOUNE** We now return you to the thread on life support. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/40 "2007-08-05T21:41:03Z")
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