# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/441 "2007-08-15T01:24:26Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Sorry, **An Gadaí** , but this is not a trainwreck, but a runaway train. It will keep going until the wheels blow off or the engine gives out. The latest word is that the Mods will lock this at ten pages. Get them in now. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Where are you getting your inside information from? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/442 "2007-08-15T01:28:51Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] Where are you getting your inside information from? [/QUOTE] I must admit that the information you request is classified. Try the Popcorn song again and it will all be clear. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/443 "2007-08-15T01:32:55Z")
It’s not classified. It’s…it’s resting. Behind a streak of black ink. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/444 "2007-08-15T01:58:12Z")
Hey Guys! There’s some interesting stuff going on over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?f=7)! You know, maybe you could wander over there for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/445 "2007-08-15T02:05:32Z")
Hm. Maybe I should. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/446 "2007-08-15T02:06:43Z")
Yes, go! Go! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/447 "2007-08-15T02:08:28Z")
I went. I came back. I brought pie, but I ate it. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/448 "2007-08-15T02:28:41Z")
Yuck. Wash your hands next time you eat pie without a fork. You’re getting cherry juice all over the furniture. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/449 "2007-08-15T02:32:43Z")
Meh. It’ll happen. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/450 "2007-08-15T02:39:08Z")
What will? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/451 "2007-08-15T02:39:41Z")
Now we have to call in the thread cleaners. Step aside, I have this under control. The process will take about two days and you will not be able to post until then. Well, best of luck to ya’ SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/452 "2007-08-15T02:42:59Z")
[Oh God! Anyone but them!](http://www.americanthreadcleaners.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/453 "2007-08-15T02:45:50Z")
Well, this is my first post in three months, but hey, this kind of thread is my bag, baby. Just for luck, here’s my thread-killing post from April 2004: > [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > If you are interested in learning more about marijuana and in educating your peers about the risks of marijuana, talk to your school or community organizations about putting together an event on 4/20 to counter the pro-marijuana activities. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/454 "2007-08-15T02:49:52Z")
[jr mod]Sorry, you can’t kill two threads for the price of one. Not allowed.[/jr mod] ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/455 "2007-08-15T02:55:02Z")
But he’s not killing two threads, is he? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/456 "2007-08-15T07:02:09Z")
We dont need to kill this thread. At this rate, the board will self-destruct in a wave of increasingly lengthy time-outs and do it for us. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/457 "2007-08-15T07:27:05Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] We dont need to kill this thread. At this rate, the board will self-destruct in a wave of increasingly lengthy time-outs and do it for us. [/QUOTE] **Auto** , before you kill this thread I just wanted to let you know that I agree. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/458 "2007-08-15T07:33:26Z")
But then none of us get the grand prize, the car and the trip to Hawaii. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to tell people about that part ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/459 "2007-08-15T10:12:08Z")
So, what’s the grand prize? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/460 "2007-08-15T11:02:57Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So, what’s the grand prize? [/QUOTE] Paris Hilton pegging you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=24)