# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/481 "2007-08-16T00:51:59Z")
We can declare a 24 hour moratorium and if there are no new posts, we will call this a draw. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/482 "2007-08-16T00:58:47Z")
You’re so full of good ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/483 "2007-08-16T01:06:17Z")
ok ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/484 "2007-08-16T01:18:37Z")
Fair enough. Does this count as a new post, though? I thought about posting it yesterday. Is there a difference between a new post and an old thought not submitted as a post until now? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/485 "2007-08-16T01:21:43Z")
23 hours and 30 minutes according to the time I started this post. All will count until then. We will then agree that we are all winners, or losers, depends on how you see it. At 20:50 hours local, we will call this a draw and end this life sucker. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/486 "2007-08-16T01:36:11Z")
We’re calling it a draw again? I tought we already did that. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/487 "2007-08-16T01:37:27Z")
Yeah, but this time we have a time limit, and cookies, and beer. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/488 "2007-08-16T01:47:02Z")
What are the chances that some random poster will just swoop in and be the killer? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/489 "2007-08-16T01:55:49Z")
Somewhere around 2.38% +/- 0.17%. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/490 "2007-08-16T02:04:12Z")
Or…maybe zero. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/491 "2007-08-16T02:09:41Z")
Yeah, not on my watch. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/492 "2007-08-16T02:09:53Z")
Thanks. Just checking - I don’t really want to be the killer of this thread. Not at all. Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/493 "2007-08-16T02:11:59Z")
Oh. Well, that’s a relief! ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/494 "2007-08-16T02:16:07Z")
Didn’t want to worry anyone about just anyone waltzing in and killing this. Wouldn’t think of it. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/495 "2007-08-16T02:19:10Z")
I emailing penis pics to the next person who posts to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/496 "2007-08-16T02:26:38Z")
If you would, please. My gay friend’s computer is down, and I had promised to surf for some gay porn for him. This will help save time. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/497 "2007-08-16T02:32:40Z")
Well, at least I’m not getting cock pics! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/498 "2007-08-16T02:35:14Z")
Bring back **An Gadaí** , he’ll get this thread ended! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/499 "2007-08-16T02:38:32Z")
No he won’t. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/500 "2007-08-16T02:44:07Z")
He might. You just never know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=26)