# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/501 "2007-08-16T02:45:01Z")
I do know. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/502 "2007-08-16T02:53:10Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I do know. [/QUOTE] No you [don’t](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y05EmK66Gsk) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/503 "2007-08-16T02:53:36Z")
Call me… Golden Boy! In other news, time for karaoke. See you chumps in a few hours. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/504 "2007-08-16T02:58:17Z")
Bye ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/505 "2007-08-16T02:59:26Z")
Alright, who’s the sneaky bastard that disabled my internet for the last 24 hrs? I know you really wanna kill this thread, but don’t you think that’s taking it a little far? I’m just relieved it hasn’t been killed yet. That was close. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/506 "2007-08-16T03:00:34Z")
Actually I’m leaving…now. That Python sketch was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/507 "2007-08-16T03:09:10Z")
Have fun - don’t lose your voice! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/508 "2007-08-16T03:34:50Z")
Another submission on why I am so damn good at thread killing. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8790248&postcount=15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8790248&postcount=15) And I never agreed to the moratorium. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/509 "2007-08-16T03:51:50Z")
I don’t get it - oh, now I do. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/510 "2007-08-16T03:59:37Z")
We just beat bacon salt! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/511 "2007-08-16T04:15:26Z")
Mmm, bacon salt. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/512 "2007-08-16T05:30:09Z")
Dropped all the way down to #12. That’s the spirit everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/513 "2007-08-16T06:53:28Z")
Karoake fucking sucked because there was no karaoke tonight. I didn’t get to sing, I didn’t bring home any girls, and I didn’t drink nearly my limit. On the plus side, I got free french fries. Mmmm… french fries. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/514 "2007-08-16T07:05:40Z")
So in other words, tonight it’s just you and the utensils? Christ\*\* Auto\*\*, what are you trying to do, kill this thread? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/515 "2007-08-16T07:32:46Z")
**BBS2k** , tell me you aren’t posting from your home time zone. It’s getting really late for you. Maybe you should go to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/516 "2007-08-16T07:33:27Z")
Fuck the utensils. Errrr, not literally. I’m feeling sorry for myself damnit, so let me brood in peace! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/517 "2007-08-16T07:43:11Z")
No problem. Turn off the computer and no one will disturb you. Nighty night! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/518 "2007-08-16T07:43:30Z")
(Killing threads is how I stay awake at work) But don’t worry, I’m off at 7, then it’s up to the day crew to kill this thing. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/519 "2007-08-16T08:02:41Z")
I’m thinking we’re taking the wrong approach here folks. Let’s get less proactive and more passive. Why don’t you all try that for a while? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/520 "2007-08-16T09:45:34Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Karoake fucking sucked because there was no karaoke tonight. I didn’t get to sing, I didn’t bring home any girls, and I didn’t drink nearly my limit. On the plus side, I got free french fries. Mmmm… french fries. [/QUOTE] And that sexy sexy microphone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=27)