# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/521 "2007-08-16T10:48:01Z")
You made out with it? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/522 "2007-08-16T10:59:50Z")
I’m　betting on just a lot of heaving breathing. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/523 "2007-08-16T11:06:54Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] I’m　betting on just a lot of heaving breathing. [/QUOTE] I’m hoping for it! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/524 "2007-08-16T11:35:08Z")
That’s how you know you did it right. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/525 "2007-08-16T11:37:51Z")
No really, do you guys sleep? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/526 "2007-08-16T11:46:15Z")
I’ll have plenty of time to sleep…when this thread gets killed. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/527 "2007-08-16T12:34:43Z")
Mangled Warren Zevon, nice. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/528 "2007-08-16T13:59:22Z")
Drop dead, thread. ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/529 "2007-08-16T14:21:38Z")
[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier] Drop dead, thread. [/QUOTE] I just do not think that you mean it. Maybe try again with more emotional committment. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/530 "2007-08-16T17:12:30Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Call me… Golden Boy! In other news, time for karaoke. See you chumps in a few hours. [/QUOTE] Did you know that the word “karaoke” means “empty orchestra”? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/531 "2007-08-16T17:32:13Z")
threadoke ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/532 "2007-08-16T17:45:40Z")
Almost. You’re not enunciating properly. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/533 "2007-08-16T19:14:52Z")
Ugh, hungover. Friggin’ bar didn’t even have karaoke last night either. My cat’s breath smells like cat food. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/534 "2007-08-16T19:17:20Z")
As it should. ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/535 "2007-08-16T19:45:09Z")
Hmmmm…I think I see the problem. (opens little black bag; removes stake/mallet) That’s right…nothing to see here…everything’s going to be juuuuusssstttt fine… OMGLOOKITSELVIS!!!11!!!ELEVEN11!!! (pounds stake through thread’s cold, cold heart) My work here is done. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/536 "2007-08-16T19:49:06Z")
Elvis? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/537 "2007-08-16T20:01:15Z")
I present to you: The current Google Ad. Undo Circumcision Damage The Your-Skin Cone will make you supple and sensitive like uncut men [TLCTugger.com](http://TLCTugger.com) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/538 "2007-08-16T20:07:36Z")
Well, I don’t hafta worry about that. I’m intact. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/539 "2007-08-16T20:09:15Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Well, I don’t hafta worry about that. I’m intact. [/QUOTE] Beat me by —\> \<— that much. Beat me with the reply, the reply – get your mind out of the gutter. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/540 "2007-08-16T20:15:59Z")
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