# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/541 "2007-08-16T20:17:00Z")
GUTmindTER That’s not me. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/542 "2007-08-16T20:20:58Z")
This is you: THEmindGUTTER. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/543 "2007-08-16T20:24:06Z")
It is not. I’m That ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/544 "2007-08-16T20:35:02Z")
Wow, almost another page since I left last night. Shouldn’t they kill this thread already? Like…right now! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/545 "2007-08-16T20:42:28Z")
If you insist. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/546 "2007-08-16T20:47:00Z")
no, not then…now! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/547 "2007-08-16T21:09:26Z")
Now? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/548 "2007-08-16T22:07:10Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] It is not. I’m That [/QUOTE] Cute. But not as cute as [this](http://kittens.funnypart.com/). Threadkiller for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/549 "2007-08-16T22:11:53Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Cute. But not as cute as [this](http://kittens.funnypart.com/). Threadkiller for sure. [/QUOTE] Someone should animate those kittens so they’re humping. ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/550 "2007-08-16T22:18:06Z")
humping kittens humping kittens humping kittens Almost as fun to say as “smock” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/551 "2007-08-16T22:22:17Z")
Smock, smock, smock, smock. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/552 "2007-08-16T22:26:39Z")
Alright everybody, I have tried to be nice, but this is the death knell for this thread. A moment of silence please. (Or maybe 3 months) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/553 "2007-08-16T22:32:19Z")
You again? You dare defile my soon-to-be killed thread? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/554 "2007-08-16T22:42:03Z")
Have you no respect we a having ninety days of silence following this post. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/555 "2007-08-16T22:42:59Z")
shhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/556 "2007-08-16T22:46:17Z")
_fart_ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/557 "2007-08-16T22:46:20Z")
:ring ring: :ring ring: “HEY I’M SORRY I CANT TALK RIGHT NOW. WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT OF SILENCE. LATER!” ::hangs up cell phone:: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/558 "2007-08-16T22:49:11Z")
When did we have that moment? ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/559 "2007-08-16T22:50:37Z")
This thread smells like death. LOUNE was that you… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/560 "2007-08-16T22:52:20Z")
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