# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/601 "2007-08-17T11:14:11Z")

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Maybe not to you!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/602 "2007-08-17T11:23:33Z")

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Bah. It’s early. Don’t you have things to do?

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/603 "2007-08-17T12:41:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier]  
For $400, the reason you don’t stop posting in this thread.  
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Because I am stubborn, and occasionally bored. And I wanna kick\*\* LOUNE **and TokyoPlayer’s ass. Not to mention the** SGT\*\* and **the thief** as well.

In other news, we have a raccoon in our garage this morning. Perhaps I should do something about that.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/604 "2007-08-17T12:48:43Z")

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I can’t tell you how tough it is to share an ass with **LOUNE**.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/605 "2007-08-17T12:57:30Z")

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Better than **Auto** …

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/606 "2007-08-17T13:28:18Z")

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Much better than with **Auto**

OK everyone. I’m off playing golf for two days. This is your chance to kill this damn thread in my absence. Make the best use of it, 'cuz I can’t guarantee giving you second chances.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/607 "2007-08-17T13:49:09Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Because I am stubborn, and occasionally bored. And I wanna kick\*\* LOUNE **and TokyoPlayer’s ass. Not to mention the** SGT\*\* and **the thief** as well.

In other news, we have a raccoon in our garage this morning. Perhaps I should do something about that.  
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BZZT! I’m sorry, you did not give your response in the form of a question.

You should talk to **Bosda**. He had a possum in his garage once, if I remember correctly.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/608 "2007-08-17T13:54:50Z")

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I used to have a tiger in my tank.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/609 "2007-08-17T13:57:47Z")

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I know a thread that’ll get on your nerves.  
Get on your nerves.  
Get on your nerves.  
I know a thread that’ll get on your nerves.  
Get get get on your nerves.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/610 "2007-08-17T14:40:57Z")

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Which one?

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**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/611 "2007-08-17T14:56:11Z")

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[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer]  
Much better than with **Auto**

OK everyone. I’m off playing golf for two days. This is your chance to kill this damn thread in my absence. Make the best use of it, 'cuz I can’t guarantee giving you second chances.  
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One down. Too many more to go. My daily post is complete. Maybe I will check in again later.

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**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/612 "2007-08-17T15:05:57Z")

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Dear Og, I cannot believe this thread is still going. For me to stand by and watch all of this, and not post in what will become known as the most legendary thread ever, would be extremely foolish. So, I guess I’ll just hit submit now so I can be part of this wonderful expierience. Thank you to all who made this possible.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/613 "2007-08-17T15:17:07Z")

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Says you.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/614 "2007-08-17T15:40:52Z")

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I figured they’d kill this yesterday, but I guess I was wrong.

Good thing, 'cuz work needed their laptop back & I couldn’t post at night.

I doubt I was missed, but I’m back.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/615 "2007-08-17T15:46:43Z")

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Raccoon dispatched with extreme prejudice. Ice chopper.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/616 "2007-08-17T15:48:42Z")

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Who are you again?

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/617 "2007-08-17T16:38:36Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Raccoon dispatched with extreme prejudice. Ice chopper.  
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Too bad you can’t get this thread in the ice chopper.  
SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/618 "2007-08-17T16:42:51Z")

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Why would you want that? Do you wish harm upon this wonderful thread?

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/619 "2007-08-17T16:52:35Z")

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You know, what was I thinking. This thread needs too go on forever. Let us not allow any harm to come to it. 😃

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/620 "2007-08-17T17:05:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier]  
BZZT! I’m sorry, you did not give your response in the form of a question.

You should talk to **Bosda**. He had a possum in his garage once, if I remember correctly.  
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Speaking of non-question responses, did anyone see Jeopardy yesterday? The contestant questioned the answer from the board that referenced the 19th (or whichever) Amendment by saying “How much is 19?” Alex asked him to say it again; he changed it “What is the 19th Amendment.”

Alex then realized the answer was correct all along, phrasing and all.

What was this thread about again?

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