# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/621 "2007-08-17T17:23:27Z")
We need to protect this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/622 "2007-08-17T17:26:45Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] We need to protect this thread. [/QUOTE] yeah. I suggest 3 feet of concrete and one of lead. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/623 "2007-08-17T17:55:14Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Too bad you can’t get this thread in the ice chopper. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] No, no, you can’t put a raccoon \*in \*an ice chopper, silly. You’re thinking of wood chipper, like in the movie Fargo. Fargo is in North Dakota, I’m in Minnesota. What do you take us for, barbarians? This is an ice chopper. [![](http://www.cheappoolproducts.com/images/supplies/chopper.jpg) ](http://www.cheappoolproducts.com/images/supplies/chopper.jpg) This is a raccoon. [http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/raccoon0008.jpg](http://foodmuseum.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/raccoon0008.jpg) Neither of those things will kill this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/624 "2007-08-17T18:00:28Z")
We need to protect this thread. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/625 "2007-08-17T18:03:49Z")
I need to sharpen my ice chopper… ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/626 "2007-08-17T18:19:56Z")
Good Morning America. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/627 "2007-08-17T19:36:16Z")
Good night, thread. ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/628 "2007-08-17T19:44:50Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] We need to protect this thread. [/QUOTE] I think we should put it in a bubble. That way it will not get any diseases and will live FOREVER! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/629 "2007-08-17T19:47:25Z")
Excuse me for changing the topic, but I think we need to protect this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/630 "2007-08-17T19:55:58Z")
We need to protect this thread. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/631 "2007-08-17T20:41:30Z")
[Submit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8885662&postcount=22). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/632 "2007-08-18T00:33:36Z")
This thread is like sooo passe. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/633 "2007-08-18T01:08:36Z")
:: leaps infront of\*\* Call me ThreadKiller™! \*\* :: That was close! They almost killed it! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/634 "2007-08-18T01:26:57Z")
well. Nothing to add. Carry on ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/635 "2007-08-18T03:40:30Z")
I’m going to bed, nothing happening here. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/636 "2007-08-18T04:23:29Z")
I’m getting really bored with all you guys and your screennames. I’m going to email and administrator and request that they change them for you. Let’s see, the last 5 people to post… fisha, Sapo, Autolycus, 5-4 Fighting, and LOUNE. fisha --\> Seymour Butz Sapo --\>Hugh Jass Auto --\> Carrie Oakey 5-4 Fighting --\> Coyne Flatt LOUNE --\> I.P. Freely ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/637 "2007-08-18T05:38:42Z")
Say it ain’t so! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/638 "2007-08-18T05:55:41Z")
**bbs2k** –\> Howie Feltertits ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/639 "2007-08-18T06:11:18Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] **bbs2k** –\> Howie Feltertits [/QUOTE] **LOUNE** , to add another name that actually got ink, Heywood Jablome. Yes this is my night time job. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/640 "2007-08-18T06:33:45Z")
Or he can use my Xbox Live Gamertag: “Dixon Tufar”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=33)