# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/641 "2007-08-18T07:19:44Z")
Know what time it is? [It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana) ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/642 "2007-08-18T08:22:07Z")
I have inside information that \*\*Autolycus’ \*\* real name is **Rufus Xavier**. Now that I have posted this personal information about another member without permission you should probably close this thread. I’ll take a warning, it’s worth it for the prize I win killing this thing. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/643 "2007-08-18T08:33:44Z")
Bwuh? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/644 "2007-08-18T09:07:48Z")
Check post #607, it’s called being facetious. (PS, after you check it, just let this die) ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/645 "2007-08-18T09:10:28Z")
Rufus! Is that you? It’s me! Bob! I sat next to you in shop class! Remember ? You sanded one side of my face off ? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/646 "2007-08-18T09:26:06Z")
Wrecked her? I hardly knew her. Ok it’s time for bed. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/647 "2007-08-18T09:58:35Z")
This thread is still alive? I am truly impressed - but also disappointed at my failure to kill it. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/648 "2007-08-18T12:37:16Z")
If we’re going to bring up classic sites to waste time while I slowly strangle the thread in the back room, there’s always this. [http://www.subservientchicken.com/](http://www.subservientchicken.com/) Moonwalk and swearing always work. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/649 "2007-08-18T13:49:00Z")
Well, of course they work…but they won’t let you kill this thread. My desire to nurture it before I crush it trumps any petty little aspirations you may have to kill my thread, **fisha**. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/650 "2007-08-18T15:36:56Z")
I thought the objective here was to actually KILL this thread - why tease it? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/651 "2007-08-18T15:37:13Z")
When we get to 20 pages, I’m giving up. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/652 "2007-08-18T16:02:34Z")
I think I’ll kill it before that. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/653 "2007-08-18T16:05:54Z")
You guys are giving up? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/654 "2007-08-18T16:11:25Z")
I’m not giving up, I’m getting down. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/655 "2007-08-18T18:10:47Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] Sapo –\>Hugh Jass 5-4 Fighting –\> Coyne Flatt [/QUOTE] [HJ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=15937) is taken, but I like mine. Don’t know what it means, but I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/656 "2007-08-18T19:11:32Z")
I had a dream last night that I found a map with three hot girls written on it. Seeing as I’ve been playing Paper Mario: 1000 Year Door, that’s understandable. Ok so I go to this apartment and a girl is riding on a blimp. She got in trouble though because she didn’t ask her parents. I think I got laid somewhere around here… it’s kinda foggy. After that though there was some sort of Ring-esque demon on the loose, terrorizing and killing anyone in a certain room. After that, everyone decided to move to a new house. Unfortunately they packed the demon in one of the boxes, and it happened all over again. At the end of the dream, I think it was actually an alter ego of one of the dream people. As things go, it was far from my strangest. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/657 "2007-08-18T19:20:01Z")
I keep dreaming about my late father. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/658 "2007-08-18T19:37:45Z")
_I had a dream (People would you listen now) Crazy dream (Don’t know what you’re missing now)_… SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/659 "2007-08-18T21:20:23Z")
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is dre-ee-ee-ee-eam. Dream dream dream. Dree-ee-ee-eam. Ugh, thanks a lot for that crappy song stuck in my head now. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/660 "2007-08-18T21:36:42Z")
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