# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/681 "2007-08-19T07:24:45Z")
I was working with a guy yesterday and he said “All your pens are belong to us.” The first time I’ve ever heard anyone using that catchphrase in the non-electronomical world. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/682 "2007-08-19T08:25:31Z")
All your smurf are belong to smurf. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/683 "2007-08-19T12:30:28Z")
Damn, I go away for a weekend and no one can kill this? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/684 "2007-08-19T13:15:54Z")
last post ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/685 "2007-08-19T13:51:26Z")
Hey, **Tokyoplayer** , how the weekend go? Husband is in a tourney this weekend, he’s doing ok. Wait, don’t answer that question, because this is the last post. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/686 "2007-08-19T13:56:49Z")
nuh-uh ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/687 "2007-08-19T14:09:19Z")
yeah-huh ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/688 "2007-08-19T14:32:10Z")
Way to go, **fisha**. Shouldn’t you go and do something more feminine…like…not killing my precious? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/689 "2007-08-19T15:18:32Z")
If it gets in my garage, all bets are off. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/690 "2007-08-19T15:24:58Z")
Now why would my thread get in your garage? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/691 "2007-08-19T17:00:45Z")
The End (Part 57) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/692 "2007-08-19T17:17:03Z")
You mean 58? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/693 "2007-08-19T17:18:49Z")
59 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/694 "2007-08-19T17:21:03Z")
60 (ish). ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/695 "2007-08-19T17:58:44Z")
61 (Exactly) ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/696 "2007-08-19T18:51:08Z")
I would post in this thread, but it’s illegal to post to a pointless thread on Sundays in my county. So I won’t. In case the law is monitoring this thread, I just want to point out that this is me not posting to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/697 "2007-08-19T18:59:00Z")
Has this thread set the record for sheer number of useless posts yet? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/698 "2007-08-19T19:17:21Z")
Perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/699 "2007-08-19T19:46:44Z")
Nothing will touch the “a” thread for useless posts. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/700 "2007-08-19T20:28:54Z")
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