# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/701 "2007-08-19T21:20:19Z")
:squish: There, that should take care of it. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/702 "2007-08-19T21:40:44Z")
You missed a spot. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/703 "2007-08-19T22:04:13Z")
Alright, I’m stepping up my game. When I finally kill this thread, and I will, I will have earned the title ThreadExterminator™. I’ve tried bullets, silver stakes through the heart, anti-freeze, and even catchy skating rink songs. Here me now thread and all who presume to post here: THIS THREAD WILL DIE BY MY HAND!!! It really is becoming my White Whale. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/704 "2007-08-19T22:05:00Z")
There’s one. \>\>\>\>\>\>\> ● ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/705 "2007-08-19T22:06:41Z")
One what? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/706 "2007-08-19T22:09:58Z")
Spot. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/707 "2007-08-19T22:13:15Z")
I didn’t spot it. Oh, there it is. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/708 "2007-08-19T22:15:23Z")
I’ve been thinking. You know this is all for naught, right? We’ve been quite stupid all along. More than likely a mod will kill this thread, making _him_ the threadkiller. _His_ name to be immortalized as it is sung around the campfire for generations. Another exercise in futility in my futile life. So, I shall be proud to wear the \*\*nexttolastbeforetheinfamousthreadkillerclosedtheinfamousthreadaboutthreadkilling \*\*title. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/709 "2007-08-19T22:18:16Z")
You’re right. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/710 "2007-08-19T22:19:07Z")
Of course I’m right, I am a woman. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/711 "2007-08-19T22:19:48Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] I’ve been thinking. You know this is all for naught, right? We’ve been quite stupid all along. More than likely a mod will kill this thread, making **him** the threadkiller. \*\*His \*\*name to be immortalized as it is sung around the campfire for generations. Another exercise in futility in my futile life. So, I shall be proud to wear the \*\*nexttolastbeforetheinfamousthreadkillerclosesthethread \*\*title. [/QUOTE] I can’t believe you would tarnish the title like that, **fisha**. I will post something so mundane, so pointless, so all encompassing that no one will ever, **EVER** post to this thread again. It will not even be viewed further. It will never be resurrected as a Zombie. It will be dead. If that is not your ultimate purpose, perhaps you should stop posting here. 🙂 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/712 "2007-08-19T22:21:06Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I can’t believe you would tarnish the title like that, **fisha**. I will post something so mundane, so pointless, so all encompassing that no one will ever, **EVER** post to this thread again. It will not even be viewed further. It will never be resurrected as a Zombie. It will be dead. If that is not your ultimate purpose, perhaps you should stop posting here. 🙂 SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Aren’t you still passed out? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/713 "2007-08-19T22:22:58Z")
Hm, well, if you’re a woman, you’re used to behaving and being nice. Stand aside and let me (the man) kill this thread properly. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/714 "2007-08-19T22:23:55Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Hm, well, if you’re a woman, you’re used to behaving and being nice. Stand aside and let me (the man) kill this thread properly. [/QUOTE] Better stop and ask for directions first. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/715 "2007-08-19T22:25:42Z")
Bah! I don’t _need_ to do that! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/716 "2007-08-19T23:00:53Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Aren’t you still passed out? [/QUOTE] Wow, the rudeness comes out finally. Must not say anything about cotton and ponies :smack: SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/717 "2007-08-19T23:03:24Z")
I thought you got cotton from plants, not ponies… ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/718 "2007-08-19T23:23:37Z")
What was that old cartoon show that came on after My Little Pony? It was about a bunch of Native American teddy bears or something… totem something or-other… I liked that show when I was little and it bugs me that I cant remember it. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/719 "2007-08-19T23:26:21Z")
Not the Monchichis? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/720 "2007-08-19T23:48:51Z")
Og, I hope not. [Video link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MppEZvhLm5g). Not recommended for the weak of stomach. SSG Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=37)