# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/721 "2007-08-19T23:51:36Z")
Yay! Video! _munches popcorn_ ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/722 "2007-08-20T00:19:12Z")
Youtube in the hands of the Sgt is frightening. Make it go away… Payback… [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevYBsShxNs) ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/723 "2007-08-20T00:19:54Z")
Golf in Japan in August is hot. Good to get away for the weekend, but I expected that you all could kill one little, tiny thread without me. Looks like it’s going to have to be me that does the dirty work. Run inside because this isn’t going to be pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/724 "2007-08-20T00:25:52Z")
Bad\*\* fisha!\*\* _swats her across the nose with a rolled up newspaper_ ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/725 "2007-08-20T00:28:31Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Youtube in the hands of the Sgt is frightening. Make it go away… Payback… ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/YevYBsShxNs/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/YevYBsShxNs?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque [/QUOTE] I am the master of YouTube links. Experience the [Egg Council PSA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNDWCJ2xvnE) (Warning:NSFW) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/726 "2007-08-20T00:33:44Z")
I’ll see your egg and raise you one cat. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4a4CE9uq7Q) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/727 "2007-08-20T00:41:01Z")
I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/728 "2007-08-20T01:00:23Z")
The proper answer to the question, “Do you like cats?” is “Yes, but only lightly salted.” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/729 "2007-08-20T01:35:01Z")
And I thought the answer was 42. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/730 "2007-08-20T01:36:17Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] And I thought the answer was 42. [/QUOTE] Only on a par 5 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/731 "2007-08-20T01:37:27Z")
Yeah, for you, maybe… …not for studly types like myself. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/732 "2007-08-20T01:52:26Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Yeah, for you, maybe… ..not for studly types like myself. [/QUOTE] Oh now it is on… Drops gloves SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/733 "2007-08-20T01:54:33Z")
It’s not my fault you can’t drive a golf ball more than a hundred and fifty yards… …and not dead right. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/734 "2007-08-20T02:19:04Z")
Ok, we will play the front nine. Loser will agree to never post to this thread again. You in **fisha**? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/735 "2007-08-20T02:21:10Z")
I hate golf, even though I know what the 18th hole of the Masters looks like. But I can still kick your ass. You’re on, boys. Try not to cry when we’re done. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/736 "2007-08-20T02:26:56Z")
[QUOTE=racer72] Nothing will touch the “a” thread for useless posts. [/QUOTE] link? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/737 "2007-08-20T02:31:44Z")
Back from watching The Bourne Ultimatum. It was pretty good :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/738 "2007-08-20T02:34:01Z")
I got a tee time of 2 am. Will you be there? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/739 "2007-08-20T02:37:00Z")
You have balls that glow in the dark? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/740 "2007-08-20T02:38:25Z")
I dont want to know about **SSG’s** testicular cancer, OK? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=38)