# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/741 "2007-08-20T02:46:36Z")
Shit, he’ll probably have a youtube link. And with that, I am gone for the night. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/742 "2007-08-20T02:50:45Z")
Sweet. We got rid of her. Bring out the dancing girls! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/743 "2007-08-20T02:51:22Z")
:: pops out of a cake:: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/744 "2007-08-20T02:54:35Z")
No, not dancing utensils…dancing _girls_! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/745 "2007-08-20T03:00:39Z")
:: glares :: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/746 "2007-08-20T03:07:51Z")
I’m sorry. It wasn’t ever funny, and I’m sure it wasn’t funny for you either. Now, if you made love to sheep in the workplace…well, that’s just comedy gold. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/747 "2007-08-20T03:41:18Z")
No, it was funny, but I have an image to maintain you know? (snerk) ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/748 "2007-08-20T03:49:12Z")
OK, WTF, seriously, like, OMG. First someone tampers with my wireless internet, and now you’ve screwed with my computer’s power supply? Is anyone else experiencing difficulties with their computer? I think that by the process of elimination we can find the culprit. Now to catch up on the last 3 pages or so…I’m guessing I didn’t miss much. Probably just a lot of inept thread assassination attempts by a bunch of n00bs. And inane chatter. Can’t forget the inane chatter. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/749 "2007-08-20T03:52:41Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] No, it was funny, but I have an image to maintain you know? (snerk) [/QUOTE] I always wondered how you took it… …NO, WAIT! NOT LIKE THAT! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/750 "2007-08-20T04:05:05Z")
I’ll take anyone up on golf. I just shot **under** my age! On every hole! ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/751 "2007-08-20T04:19:24Z")
Yeah I was pretty much right. We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re - no friends of mine ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/752 "2007-08-20T04:28:55Z")
I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/753 "2007-08-20T04:59:05Z")
We can go when we want to The night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/754 "2007-08-20T06:31:18Z")
For the record, if The Safety Dance ultimately kills this thread, I will take credit no matter who is the last to post lyrics. That said, We can dance We can dance Everybody look at your hands ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/755 "2007-08-20T07:03:08Z")
No problem. Ooops. that means that the song didn’t kill the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/756 "2007-08-20T08:11:08Z")
oyasumi nasai. Soon anyway. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/757 "2007-08-20T08:21:13Z")
もう寝たほうがいいじゃないの？ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/758 "2007-08-20T08:39:15Z")
sou da ne. mou sugu go-ji dakara. On a new computer so I dont have the fonts installed… orz. ja, mata ashita. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/759 "2007-08-20T08:44:41Z")
Hey, no lyric posting. That is hella lame. I just slept for 12 hrs and before that for about 16 hrs on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Either my batteries are recharging or I’m dying. I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/760 "2007-08-20T11:34:43Z")
Maybe your batteries are dying and having trouble holding the charge. You better go back to bed and stay there a bit so I can kill this thread, and then save you from a mundane task that would deplete your batteries. (Seriously, why haven’t the mods come in and closed this thread yet?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=39)