# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/801 "2007-08-20T20:28:31Z")
So sorry, lost my train of thought. Kill threads, I do, and I will - this one. It will die by a Mod’s keystroke, but only after I post the killing…post. Yeah, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/802 "2007-08-20T20:31:51Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Kill, kill, kill. [/QUOTE] Faster, faster, Pussycat. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/803 "2007-08-20T21:13:09Z")
It’s not quite dead yet. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/804 "2007-08-20T21:13:59Z")
::: pokes thread with a stick ::: ::: thread rears it’s head and hisses ::: Hmmm, definitely not dead yet. ::: one-hand pumps the shotgun, and fires ::: ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/805 "2007-08-20T21:26:57Z")
Dammit **Hockey Monkey** , you missed let me try that. Lights fuse… Y’all watch this Y’hear? Boom!!! SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/806 "2007-08-20T21:34:26Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Dammit **Hockey Monkey** , you missed let me try that. Lights fuse… Y’all watch this Y’hear? Boom!!! SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] **Schwartz! You were supposed throw it after you lit . . .** R.I.P. SSG Schwartz Would-Be Threadkiller Now, to the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/807 "2007-08-20T21:54:24Z")
Sad - killed by the very thread he was trying to kill… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/808 "2007-08-20T23:01:19Z")
Aw, Christ… I leave for a few minutes and you get this place all messy. Didn’t anyone put down a tarp? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/809 "2007-08-20T23:35:30Z")
Most of the big pieces are on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/810 "2007-08-20T23:56:54Z")
Well, we can squeegee that off. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/811 "2007-08-21T00:03:39Z")
Don’t worry, the next poster will eat what’s left. If he has the nerve to post. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/812 "2007-08-21T00:11:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _OP: from beyond the grave:_ Posting from the grave uses up a huge amount of bandwith. My only request is to be known as the One Who Gave His Life Trying to Kill a Thread. I don’t expect a Medal of Honor, but a Bronze Star would be nice. > > Carry on you mortals. I will raise a cocktail to you when you get here. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/813 "2007-08-21T00:12:31Z")
Hell, I’ve taken some good bites out of a 1SG, so the mangled remains of a SSG who got blowed the fuck up won’t be half as much fun, but not a problem for me at all. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/814 "2007-08-21T00:14:25Z")
I hope I have enough strength left to say: Eat me, fisha SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/815 "2007-08-21T00:16:14Z")
Behold! the last post is here. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/816 "2007-08-21T00:17:13Z")
I’d be happy if we outdid the LOTR threads. Not gonna happen though. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/817 "2007-08-21T00:18:03Z")
That’s a great looking next-to-last post! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/818 "2007-08-21T00:20:31Z")
I meant, here! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/819 "2007-08-21T00:32:02Z")
Where? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/820 "2007-08-21T00:32:39Z")
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