# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/821 "2007-08-21T00:37:37Z")
no, here ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/822 "2007-08-21T00:39:42Z")
Yeah, that’s it, a little more to the right, a little more… ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/823 "2007-08-21T00:44:12Z")
Oh, sure, and then you say, That’s not it. Seems my death was only passing. 😃 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/824 "2007-08-21T00:47:23Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Are you from Boston? [/QUOTE] I’m not really from anywhere… But I say yes to that usually. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/825 "2007-08-21T00:48:27Z")
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated-Mark Twain ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/826 "2007-08-21T00:48:43Z")
Too bad this thread dies now. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/827 "2007-08-21T00:51:49Z")
T H I S T H R E A D C A N T D I E , F O R Y O U S E E \ ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/828 "2007-08-21T00:58:04Z")
This is the Seinfeld of threads, it really is about nothing. I should note, that series lasted 4 years. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/829 "2007-08-21T00:59:57Z")
Ah, my first duty as a new mod, this thread has gone long enough. Thread closed. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/830 "2007-08-21T01:00:51Z")
Oh, cool! It’s over, then! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/831 "2007-08-21T01:07:21Z")
Thanks for closing this thread. I guess I won’t have to post this after all. SSG Schwartz ETA: Oops, I’m posting to a dead thread ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/832 "2007-08-21T01:09:56Z")
What did I miss? Damn, you turn your back for three seconds and the same thing dies on you. It’s like not watering your plants or something. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/833 "2007-08-21T01:40:57Z")
Unless, by “watering them”, you mean “pouring gasoline on them”. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/834 "2007-08-21T01:42:18Z")
Lights match… Oh, crap, not again. Blows out match. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/835 "2007-08-21T02:00:31Z")
Step away from the matches. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/836 "2007-08-21T02:17:20Z")
Matches? I don’t have no stinkin’ matches. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/837 "2007-08-21T02:21:06Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Matches? I don’t have no stinkin’ matches. [/QUOTE] You want a match, **fisha**. Your face and… Never mind, too easy. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/838 "2007-08-21T02:22:56Z")
Actually, disregard that last post. I saw your pictures on that other thread, and WOW. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/839 "2007-08-21T02:29:30Z")
Hm. I may have to peruse. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/840 "2007-08-21T02:32:19Z")
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