# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/881 "2007-08-21T14:35:07Z")

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Nothing important.

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**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/882 "2007-08-21T15:02:51Z")

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Hello thread.  
I had gone to bed, and dreamt you dead.  
But no, you must be fed.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/883 "2007-08-21T16:10:29Z")

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Sure you don’t want to just starve it out?

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/884 "2007-08-21T18:31:03Z")

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Haiku contribution!

This thread should be dead,  
Even though I have enjoyed it.  
Die now thread, die now!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/885 "2007-08-21T18:50:06Z")

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I’ve seen better.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/886 "2007-08-21T18:53:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
I’ve seen better.  
[/QUOTE]  
fu, jerk

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/887 "2007-08-21T19:09:42Z")

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It’s after 2:47; where’s **Auto**? He should be awake by now.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/888 "2007-08-21T19:35:24Z")

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Probably passed out on someone else’s lawn this afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/889 "2007-08-21T19:39:20Z")

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I got up 20 minutes ago. Life is good.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/890 "2007-08-21T19:56:45Z")

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You’ve got grass stains on your left cheek, umm, I mean your face.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/891 "2007-08-21T20:17:24Z")

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Still haven’t got any work done… ☹

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/892 "2007-08-21T20:24:13Z")

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[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]  
fu, jerk  
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Ooo, maybe someone will report this flagrant breach of thread etiquette (name calling outside the Pit), and a mod will come to admonish BBS2K, and the mod will see this useless thread, and the mod will kill it, and, and we’ll all be happy, and we can continue our lives knowing it’s finally dead. And stuff like that there.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/893 "2007-08-21T20:55:07Z")

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They should!

I feel victimized!

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/894 "2007-08-21T20:58:51Z")

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Can you figure out this [magic eye?](http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/10000-random-numbers.png) It just wont do it for me.

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**Author:** ![H3Knuckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@H3Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H3Knuckles)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/895 "2007-08-21T21:38:08Z")

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Don’t worry, I’m not trying to jump in at the end and get credit for killing the thread…

I just wanted to say, I’ve really enjoyed reading this exercise in inanity, and I’d like to see it make 20 pages.

Oh, and whom ever posted the link to that Bloxorz game? Thanks, the last thing I needed was yet another great web-game to waste time on. 😛

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/896 "2007-08-21T22:10:16Z")

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[QUOTE=labtrash]  
Ooo, maybe someone will report this flagrant breach of thread etiquette (name calling outside the Pit), and a mod will come to admonish BBS2K, and the mod will see this useless thread, and the mod will kill it, and, and we’ll all be happy, and we can continue our lives knowing it’s finally dead. And stuff like that there.  
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FU TOO!

I will violate all the jerk rules, and gramma rules, and spelling rulez dammit!

Oh, ps: let this thread die.

ETA: please

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/897 "2007-08-21T22:10:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
Can you figure out this [magic eye?](http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/10000-random-numbers.png) It just wont do it for me.  
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Before my retinas melted, I think I saw runes or something.

Then again, it might be the Vicodin.

I hate those things.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/898 "2007-08-21T22:18:19Z")

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Just checking in folks. That bloxor game was good, thanks. Hopefully the thread has been reported and the mods are about to do something right  
NOW!

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/899 "2007-08-21T22:24:01Z")

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Even though I have been ruthlessly attacked, I ain’t narcin on this thread.

I’ll Kill it on my own.

Now, back to the LL World Series (My hometown is in it!).

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/900 "2007-08-21T22:30:27Z")

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Page 19 baby…here I come!

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