# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/901 "2007-08-21T22:31:37Z")
Now! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/902 "2007-08-21T22:44:27Z")
All the n00bs start piling in. Tipykill. That magic eye yokey broke my [brain](http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/5043-2/duckie_magic_eye.jpg) . ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/903 "2007-08-21T22:50:56Z")
Now THAT is a lot o’ ducks. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/904 "2007-08-21T23:18:57Z")
A sailboat! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/905 "2007-08-21T23:19:23Z")
Dammit, I can’t see it, I can never see it. Kill this thread now so I will suffer no more. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/906 "2007-08-21T23:24:02Z")
My LLWS team is not playing well. damnit! I need to kill something - like this thread. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/907 "2007-08-21T23:52:38Z")
Nothing to do, nothing to do; Put some mustard in my shoe. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/908 "2007-08-22T00:01:41Z")
Why mustard? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/909 "2007-08-22T00:04:33Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Why mustard? [/QUOTE] 'Cause mayo or ketchup would be disgusting. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/910 "2007-08-22T00:07:59Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] All the n00bs start piling in. Tipykill. That magic eye yokey broke my [brain](http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/5043-2/duckie_magic_eye.jpg) . [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=labtrash] Before my retinas melted, I think I saw runes or something. . . I hate those things. [/QUOTE] Hahahaha, you fools! My link wasn’t a magic eye at all! It was just the first picture that popped up from typing “random” into Google Images. Yes, you suffered in vain… bwahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/911 "2007-08-22T00:19:59Z")
I didn’t click on it. I am the survivor. Love me. ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/912 "2007-08-22T00:47:59Z")
you are asking for too much from us. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/913 "2007-08-22T01:13:29Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Love me. [/QUOTE] Love me, love me, say that you love me, Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me, Love me, love me, pretend that you love me, Lead me, lead me, just say that you need me, ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/914 "2007-08-22T01:21:27Z")
Fine. Don’t love me. Just go away and leave me and my thread in peace! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/915 "2007-08-22T01:28:19Z")
Nevar! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/916 "2007-08-22T01:45:30Z")
20 pages it is root hog or die. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/917 "2007-08-22T01:55:08Z")
Let’s all make a pact to stop posting after 20 pages. We can all collectively claim the title. Ok, so who wants to agree first? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/918 "2007-08-22T01:59:33Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Hahahaha, you fools! My link wasn’t a magic eye at all! It was just the first picture that popped up from typing “random” into Google Images. Yes, you suffered in vain… bwahahaha. [/QUOTE] eeeeeeevil. my eyes! ze goggles, they do nuzzing! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/919 "2007-08-22T02:00:14Z")
i think I already did. We can all claim the title. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/920 "2007-08-22T02:10:15Z")
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