# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/921 "2007-08-22T02:20:48Z")
If you have to ask, you ain’t in. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/922 "2007-08-22T02:32:56Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Fine. Don’t love me. Just go away and leave me and my thread in peace! [/QUOTE] :dubious: Your thread? I think not. It’s mine, all mine! You guys are just pretenders. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/923 "2007-08-22T02:46:08Z")
This will be my first drunk posting of the thread. Perhaps I’ll kill it in drunken fit. Perhaps I’ll pass out on it, and smother it. More than likely I’ll just go lie down. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/924 "2007-08-22T03:01:32Z")
Back away from **fisha**. Another thread casualty. We will see her fresh in the afternoon. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/925 "2007-08-22T03:10:48Z")
0600, and hangover free. Never get hangovers, woohoo! Ok, maybe 0700. No wakeup calls, please. Good night, guys. Thread will wait for my loving embrace to strangle the very essence of life from it. I’ll be gentle. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/926 "2007-08-22T03:16:59Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] This will be my first drunk posting of the thread. Perhaps I’ll kill it in drunken fit. Perhaps I’ll pass out on it, and smother it. More than likely I’ll just go lie down. [/QUOTE] Just stay away from the Belgrade zoo, especially the polar bear enclosure. That’s all I ask. Oh, and you might as well also stay away from this thread, as long as I’m handing out arbitrary boundaries. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/927 "2007-08-22T03:27:36Z")
I have inside information that Rufus Xavier’s real name is Rufus Xavier. Now that I have posted this personal information about another member without permission you should probably close this thread. I’ll take a warning, it’s worth it for the prize I win killing this thing. Deja vu? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/928 "2007-08-22T03:59:40Z")
The flaw in your logic is that the mods would have to kill the thread directly after you post, so if someone (ahem) slips in a post, then you can’t take credit.(1) (1)Cite Office Rules of the Threadkilling Club Version 381.a, Section 4,791 Paragraph 925, Line 214. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/929 "2007-08-22T04:23:08Z")
Ever watch the show “Ninja Warrior?” It’s pretty neat. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/930 "2007-08-22T05:09:58Z")
What a vague title, what’s the show about? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/931 "2007-08-22T05:38:17Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] What a vague title, what’s the show about? [/QUOTE] The Wiki entry does a [fine job.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Warrior). In summary, it’s the obstacle course OF DOOM! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/932 "2007-08-22T06:15:53Z")
It’s a really interesting show. I’ve seen it a number of times over the years. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/933 "2007-08-22T06:36:34Z")
このころは静かだね。 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/934 "2007-08-22T07:09:27Z")
コンピューター調子はど？フォントを入れたみた。 どうするか？ **bigbabysweets2000** とか **SSG Schwartz** とかを辞めさせるにはいい提案はない？ ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/935 "2007-08-22T08:14:49Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] コンピューター調子はど？フォントを入れたみた。 どうするか？ **bigbabysweets2000** とか **SSG Schwartz** とかを辞めさせるにはいい提案はない？ [/QUOTE] Are you making fun of us? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/936 "2007-08-22T08:20:33Z")
ええ。入れた。大丈夫だよ。 提案って分かんないなあ。規則を破らなくThreadを殺すほうほうも分からないんだ。もし、ずっとポストをしなかったらZombieになるとそのときポストをすればどうだい？よく考えよう。 ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/937 "2007-08-22T09:02:16Z")
You fools, this thread was a decoy, a honey trap, fly paper, so I could go out and kill a load of threads with my inane ranting. Here’s a lime to celebrate----\> There was a young man on SDMB, who said “all your threads are belong to me”. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/938 "2007-08-22T09:11:30Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] ええ。入れた。大丈夫だよ。 提案って分かんないなあ。規則を破らなくThreadを殺すほうほうも分からないんだ。もし、ずっとポストをしなかったらZombieになるとそのときポストをすればどうだい？よく考えよう。 [/QUOTE] Does this mean there is no Japanese translation for “zombie”? (I’m assuming this text is Japanese.) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/939 "2007-08-22T09:14:01Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] Does this mean there is no Japanese translation for “zombie”? (I’m assuming this text is Japanese.) [/QUOTE] No, it means I was lazy. Also, I felt it was fun to throw a few words you could pick up in there. Goodnight moon. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/940 "2007-08-22T09:37:11Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] No, it means I was lazy. Also, I felt it was fun to throw a few words you could pick up in there. Goodnight moon. [/QUOTE] are you calling bbs2k “moon”? last post [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=48)