# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/981 "2007-08-22T20:15:23Z")
So, what did you guys have for lunch today? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/982 "2007-08-22T21:00:26Z")
Linguine with shrimp, chicken, diced tomatoes, sliced black olives, onions, and sundried-tomato alfredo sauce. you? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/983 "2007-08-22T21:20:02Z")
I had yo momma for lunch today. Ooooohhh. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/984 "2007-08-22T21:46:06Z")
Anybody know what time it is? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/985 "2007-08-22T21:47:37Z")
Will it ever end? What will it take? Why are you all still here? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/986 "2007-08-22T21:48:39Z")
So, you don’t know what time it is? Do you at least have a match? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/987 "2007-08-22T21:48:53Z")
Time for you to stop posting. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/988 "2007-08-22T21:56:41Z")
You’re up early おじん。 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/989 "2007-08-22T21:57:47Z")
I’ve got a video converence with the head office. Had to get up early ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/990 "2007-08-22T21:59:05Z")
Hope none of it involves texting. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/991 "2007-08-22T22:14:55Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I had yo momma for lunch today. Ooooohhh. [/QUOTE] Necrophile, eh? To each his own. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/992 "2007-08-22T22:20:38Z")
Can we kill this before it gets to the 21st page. I don’t have a life anymore. I am even checking the Dope from work, which I never do. I am seeing this thread in my sleep. I post to this more than I talk to **babygirl.** Please, before I lose all I have in life let me kill this thread so we can all get on. Did that work? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/993 "2007-08-22T22:21:07Z")
I doubt it ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/994 "2007-08-22T22:43:39Z")
Nope ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/995 "2007-08-22T22:56:20Z")
Who will make the 1000th post to this thread. There, this is a post padding thread and should be reported. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/996 "2007-08-22T22:59:00Z")
Does a padded thread become rope? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/997 "2007-08-22T23:01:07Z")
No, but a padded cell becomes a prison. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/998 "2007-08-22T23:04:25Z")
Weren’t you going to quit when we hit 20 pages? Oh, wait. Don’t answer that. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/999 "2007-08-22T23:08:10Z")
That would be rude to ignore your question. I was, but now I have too much vested in the outcome of this thread. Now I understand why people keep their hands on a car for 5 days. I don’t even get a car out of this. I may get a Pitting 😉 which I think I can handle. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1000 "2007-08-22T23:10:29Z")
And now, post 1000. What did you expect dancing girls? SSG Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=51)