# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1001 "2007-08-22T23:10:34Z")
It is I! ETA: Dam you SGT! Dam you! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1002 "2007-08-22T23:14:04Z")
[QUOTE=essell] It is I! ETA: Dam you SGT! Dam you! [/QUOTE] That is SSG to you, buddy. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1003 "2007-08-22T23:15:02Z")
wow. 1000 + useless posts ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1004 "2007-08-22T23:16:59Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] And now, post 1000. What did you expect dancing girls? SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] you double posting cheater. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1005 "2007-08-22T23:27:30Z")
See what happens? You start off by cheating at tests in the military and then it escalates into cheating in meaningless threads. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1006 "2007-08-22T23:28:11Z")
Why all the hate? It’s not like this was a race to 1000. I got bored today at work, so I checked my post history. I’ve killed 13 threads, and been next to last post in 5 others. Not too shabby. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1007 "2007-08-22T23:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=Trollhaugen] But, as I said before, if she tried again, just maybe it might. [/QUOTE] YOU RANG? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1008 "2007-08-22T23:33:35Z")
you’re VERY late. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1009 "2007-08-22T23:37:34Z")
Well, not all of us have the luxury of sitting around all day killing threads. Some of us have houseplants to kill as well, and uh, patients and co workers to not kill… ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1010 "2007-08-22T23:48:58Z")
Next stop, 2000 posts! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1011 "2007-08-23T00:09:12Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] See what happens? You start off by cheating at tests in the military and then it escalates into cheating in meaningless threads. [/QUOTE] Oh, you did not!!! :eek: This war is on!!! FTR, I did not cheat on a test, I allowed a falsified document to be submitted, and got caught for it. If you weren’t so busy claiming credit for your thread killing skill and actually reading the threads you claim to have killed, you would know that. 😛 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1012 "2007-08-23T00:17:01Z")
It’s not easy work killing threads. If you were any better at it, you would realize that yourself. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1013 "2007-08-23T00:20:09Z")
Today, August 22nd, 2007 - a date which will live in infamy - SSG Schwartz was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the Empire of TokyoPlayer. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1014 "2007-08-23T00:27:48Z")
And this thread…was finally disembowelled in public…by me. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1015 "2007-08-23T00:28:45Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Today, August 22nd, 2007 - a date which will live in infamy - SSG Schwartz was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the Empire of TokyoPlayer. [/QUOTE] That was the funniest thing I have read on this thread in a long time. 😃 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1016 "2007-08-23T00:38:06Z")
I’ll be here all week (or at least until this thread dies) - try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your servers. Personally, I thought my “…” post rocked. Turns out a post has to have at least 2 characters. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1017 "2007-08-23T00:44:53Z")
Let us all pause a minute to recognize the prophetic powers of \*\*bigbabysweets2000 \*\*with this [post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8837510&postcount=32) Truly, all this could have been avoided. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1018 "2007-08-23T00:49:20Z")
So, who here believes in female ejaculate? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1019 "2007-08-23T00:52:36Z")
Nice topic to derail the thread with…bravo ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1020 "2007-08-23T00:55:45Z")
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