# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1021 "2007-08-23T00:55:50Z")
I give it an 8.5 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1022 "2007-08-23T00:56:46Z")
You _would_. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1023 "2007-08-23T01:01:55Z")
Uh-oh. I think the thread got back on track (or whatever the hell you’d call it). Splendid attempt, though. If I win Powerball tonight, I’ll buy this thread, take it out back, and kill it with a pitchfork. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1024 "2007-08-23T01:04:43Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Uh-oh. I think the thread got back on track (or whatever the hell you’d call it). Splendid attempt, though. If I win Powerball tonight, I’ll buy this thread, take it out back, and kill it with a pitchfork. [/QUOTE] There is no track. There is no thread. We are all posting in the visions of some autistic boys mind. (At least that worked for St. Elsewhere) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1025 "2007-08-23T01:08:41Z")
You can’t win the Powerball. I’m winning it, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1026 "2007-08-23T01:42:16Z")
::breathing heavily:: Ah, I put all my energy into that last attack. Looks like I have no choice. ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I am now **Super Saiyan Autolycus**. [Dont make me hurt you.](http://www.gooeybooger.com/images/dragonballz_dan_medium.jpg) Actually… that’s not me. Really, ask **bbs2k**! I’m still Super Saiyan though! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1027 "2007-08-23T01:43:48Z")
Alright, this time I am serious, when we get to 40 pages, I quit. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1028 "2007-08-23T01:57:46Z")
See, this thread is now like a decubitous ulcer and its just all oozy and scabby and needs debridement and even though its not my job today, I cant help stand around and watch… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1029 "2007-08-23T02:09:12Z")
Why not? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1030 "2007-08-23T02:12:52Z")
[QUOTE=Juliefoolie] See, this thread is now like a decubitous ulcer and its just all oozy and scabby and needs debridement and even though its not my job today, I cant help stand around and watch… [/QUOTE] Ouch, pain, screaming. Can’t stand to watch. Can stand to post. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1031 "2007-08-23T02:19:41Z")
Still going, eh? Honestly, I don’t even see why you guys are wasting your time. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1032 "2007-08-23T02:25:03Z")
You know, you don’t live that far from me…I can hunt you down and strangle you if you post here again. There…that should take care of THAT! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1033 "2007-08-23T02:37:42Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] You know, you don’t live that far from me..I can hunt you down and strangle you if you post here again. There..that should take care of THAT! [/QUOTE] You know, for someone who want to kill this thread, you have posted here twice as often as anyone else. I think your mission is to stop this thread from dying its well deserved death. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1034 "2007-08-23T02:41:59Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I am now **Super Saiyan Autolycus**. [/QUOTE] This thread is obviously not going to die a natural death. It’s time we start destroying it ourselves. [nerd fight] ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! :: **Super Saiyan bbs2k** lauches Kamehameha at\*\* Auto\*\* :: [/nerd fight] There we go, I’ve just destroyed posts #134 - #159. It’s called being proactive people! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1035 "2007-08-23T02:42:52Z")
You all just need to give in. I think I have mentioned before I am very stubborn. You are not going to win. I won’t hold it against you, none can withstand me. And I will give this thread the quiet, soothing death it yearns for. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1036 "2007-08-23T02:47:07Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] You all just need to give in. I think I have mentioned before I am very stubborn. You are not going to win. I won’t hold it against you, none can withstand me. And I will give this thread the quiet, soothing death it yearns for. [/QUOTE] This thread will not die quietly. There will be blood, noise, and possibly a wedgie involved. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1037 "2007-08-23T03:02:09Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] You know, you don’t live that far from me..I can hunt you down and strangle you if you post here again. [/QUOTE] ::slowly and quietly flags down a mod to close thread due to death threats:: ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1038 "2007-08-23T03:05:31Z")
[QUOTE=Team of Scientists] ::slowly and quietly flags down a mod to close thread due to death threats:: [/QUOTE] NARC ! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1039 "2007-08-23T03:06:18Z")
Well then, this will be the last post. Good bye all SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1040 "2007-08-23T03:09:05Z")
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