# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1041 "2007-08-23T03:10:51Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] :: **Super Saiyan bbs2k** lauches Kamehameha at\*\* Auto\*\* :: [/QUOTE] Ungh. :: picks himself up from a big crater :: “That was a close one, but I’ve got some tricks up my gi” (cut to Bulma making dinner) “Oh I hope **Autolycus** is all right” (fade out) On the next episode of Dragon Dope Z, will **bbs2k** and **Autolycus** continue their fight for Earth. Will the Mod Force arrive in time? Will Bulma make a good dinner!!! Stay tuned after Karaoke! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1042 "2007-08-23T03:36:47Z")
Karaoke? Great. Who’s first? ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1043 "2007-08-23T04:15:58Z")
Well I already did The Safety Dance. I even pranced around like in the music video. **Auto** played the little person. Don’t you remember? It was like 6 pages ago. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1044 "2007-08-23T06:11:42Z")
What happens if a tread get caught in a treadmill? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1045 "2007-08-23T06:34:20Z")
I think this thread has already taken off. Wheeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1046 "2007-08-23T06:39:20Z")
I’m back. As a reward for my patronage, tonight I got to do body shots off the 5’7" 110 lb 36C waitress. I sucked the rum and vodka off her as hard as a nun’s ruler, but alll the while I felt so dirty! She seemed ambivalent aobut the whole procedure. I like her sexually of course, but I felt like I overstepped some bounds. We talk every time I go in, so like… wtf… I was so conflicted. I mean, who would believe that I have bounds? /sigh. Well, I enjoyed myself, and I’m hoping she was not altogether unwilling also. I sang two songs tonight: “Friends in Low Places” and “Wherever You Will Go.” The first was received very well, and the second was like also, except that during the 2nd I had punks coming up and trying to steal the mic away. Fuck you, you asshat collegiates. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1047 "2007-08-23T06:52:47Z")
Humm. Body shots. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1048 "2007-08-23T07:01:26Z")
Somebody needs to shoot this thread in the body. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1049 "2007-08-23T07:07:12Z")
We tried. We tried. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1050 "2007-08-23T07:21:15Z")
Catching up to the 07’ deathpool thread, fast! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1051 "2007-08-23T07:49:48Z")
I want sex. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1052 "2007-08-23T08:04:15Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I want sex. [/QUOTE] This is depressing you know, because you’ve vulcanized your whoopee stick in the ham wallet more recently than I have. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1053 "2007-08-23T08:07:43Z")
Vulcanized? It’s anything but logical. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1054 "2007-08-23T08:44:36Z")
Since the weather (thunderstorm), my son (crying), and my dogs (both scardy-cats because of the thunder) have all conspired to wake me up, I’d like to congratulate all of us on keeping this thread going, in a vain attempt to kill it. Unfortunately, I didn’t win Powerball, but then no one else did either (Sorry, LOUNE), so we’ll have to wait until Saturday for me to buy this thread & kill it outright. Back to bed now. nighty night. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1055 "2007-08-23T09:23:38Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’m back. As a reward for my patronage, tonight I got to do body shots off the 5’7" 110 lb 36C waitress. I sucked the rum and vodka off her as hard as a nun’s ruler, but alll the while I felt so dirty! [/QUOTE] I think you’re posting drunk! You probably should stop posting in this thread or the mods may catch you. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1056 "2007-08-23T10:34:16Z")
Best. Post. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1057 "2007-08-23T11:04:09Z")
Done with work, see all you blithering morons again when I get back home. Keep this place warm for me. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1058 "2007-08-23T11:14:10Z")
Blithering? Me? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1059 "2007-08-23T12:10:16Z")
_Especially_ you. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1060 "2007-08-23T12:14:11Z")
Bwahaha. I love being female. I can get sex _whenever I want it._ Where ever, how ever. As much as I want. Go in the corner and cry about your dry spells, let me kill this thread. After I go have some more sex, of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=54)