# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1061 "2007-08-23T12:47:16Z")
So, we’ve survived another day in our vain attempt to remove the life force from this omnipotent thread. Thread, BEGONE, I SAY ! too tired - no sleep - I got nuthin. YAWN ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1062 "2007-08-23T13:27:02Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I give it an 8.5 SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Uhmm, I’m impressed? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1063 "2007-08-23T13:38:42Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Bwahaha. I love being female. I can get sex _whenever I want it._ Where ever, how ever. As much as I want. Go in the corner and cry about your dry spells, let me kill this thread. After I go have some more sex, of course. [/QUOTE] Big deal. You act like having sex is the greatest thing in the whole world. O, wait. It is. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1064 "2007-08-23T14:12:30Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] This is depressing you know, because you’ve vulcanized your whoopee stick in the ham wallet more recently than I have. [/QUOTE] Well that is an interesting way to put it. Never heard it expressed like that. I think I might be sick. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1065 "2007-08-23T14:12:41Z")
I’ve got to get my priorities straight. 1. sex 2. kill this thread 3. obligatory Opal reference 4. everything else check. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1066 "2007-08-23T14:27:55Z")
Wait, what about sex? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1067 "2007-08-23T14:34:30Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Wait, what about sex? [/QUOTE] Well, it’s the most important thing, EVAR. And \*\*Fisha \*\* can get it anytime she wants (just this morning, apparently). ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1068 "2007-08-23T15:35:18Z")
It’s been a long day today. I’m off to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1069 "2007-08-23T15:36:09Z")
nighty night. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1070 "2007-08-23T15:43:37Z")
You have fun doing that. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1071 "2007-08-23T17:03:10Z")
LOUNE, are we the last ones here? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1072 "2007-08-23T17:25:00Z")
Anyone? Hello? Hello? Did I…did I win? Did I kill it? Is it finally dead? Am I the last one here? Woohoo! I did it! IIIIIIIII am the Champion, my friends… I’m #1 ! I’m #1 ! Lock this sucker up! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1073 "2007-08-23T18:05:49Z")
Wait, what’s being locked up? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1074 "2007-08-23T18:08:09Z")
So **fisha** , how _you_ doin’? OK, I’m off to the dentist don’cha know. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1075 "2007-08-23T18:13:52Z")
hmmmmmmm … sex Been going without lately, as the boyfriend is in Alberta. We’re not committed, or anything, so I could be going out and getting some. But havent lately. Maybe I should actually post on a dating board that Im a red headed nurse who’s lonely. If the thread isn’t dead after I dig out from the avalanche of vulgar messages then I will come back and sign the death warrant. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1076 "2007-08-23T18:18:26Z")
:smack: almost. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1077 "2007-08-23T18:24:02Z")
Oh really, fool? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1078 "2007-08-23T18:45:05Z")
Damn neighboors and the motorcycle. I’d kill them but I need to practice on this thread first. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1079 "2007-08-23T19:05:50Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Oh really, fool? [/QUOTE] Well, it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1080 "2007-08-23T19:22:35Z")
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