# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1101 "2007-08-24T00:13:45Z")
I was gonna post this morning, but I was having sex. I see my life affirming activity has kept this thread alive. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1102 "2007-08-24T00:50:20Z")
Until I killed it by having sex with your wife too. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1103 "2007-08-24T01:00:17Z")
Now you all know the real reason I wasn’t getting any this morning. She was busy. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1104 "2007-08-24T01:01:23Z")
Why, I wasn’t putting it to you instead? More importantly, is there going to be a catfight? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1105 "2007-08-24T01:03:37Z")
Yes, but you can’t watch. I’m a prude. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1106 "2007-08-24T01:03:44Z")
Ouch, are we trying to beat the other Dopers remaining into submission. Take it out on the thread, not me. We can beat this thread, we can kill it. We don’t have to beat on the other Dopers. That is what the Pit is for. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1107 "2007-08-24T01:04:40Z")
Stop pretending. You’re all a bunch of pathetic dweebs living in your mum’s basement and you know it. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1108 "2007-08-24T01:05:12Z")
Aw. Boo. Pictures? Nah, we’re not trying to beat other Dopers into submission. This is a fair fight…which is why I haven’t killed it yet. I’m all about charity. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1109 "2007-08-24T01:05:58Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Ouch, are we trying to beat the other Dopers remaining into submission. Take it out on the thread, not me. We can beat this thread, we can kill it. We don’t have to beat on the other Dopers. That is what the Pit is for. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] It’s going to be hard for me to pit your wife for not putting out. I guess I could try. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1110 "2007-08-24T01:07:37Z")
He certainly could, though. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1111 "2007-08-24T01:07:51Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Stop pretending. You’re all a bunch of pathetic dweebs living in your mum’s basement and you know it. [/QUOTE] Some days,\*\* Auto\*\*, I _long_ for that life. This world domination stuff sucks ass sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1112 "2007-08-24T01:09:27Z")
We all have the same mum? That’s a bit…odd. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1113 "2007-08-24T01:16:37Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] It’s going to be hard for me to pit your wife for not putting out. I guess I could try. [/QUOTE] :smack: If it helps any, I thought about you the whole time. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1114 "2007-08-24T01:17:42Z")
Awwww. How cute. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1115 "2007-08-24T01:17:46Z")
Mama ooo, Didnt mean to make you cry- If I’m not back again this time tomorrow- Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters- ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1116 "2007-08-24T01:19:11Z")
You made my dogs start barking. They thought they heard a cat yowling underneath a window… …Oh no, that was just your “singing”. I love you, miss **fisheroo**. Please don’t beat me. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1117 "2007-08-24T01:19:56Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] :smack: If it helps any, I thought about you the whole time. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Well, that would explain all the swearing and the bag. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1118 "2007-08-24T01:23:56Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Well, that would explain all the swearing and the bag. [/QUOTE] But there was an American Flag painted on the bag. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1119 "2007-08-24T01:30:19Z")
I see this thread has took an incestuous turn. I’ve missed much. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1120 "2007-08-24T01:34:41Z")
Re-read Hamlet and you will be caught up. SSG Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=57)