# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1121 "2007-08-24T01:39:54Z")
I will have sex with anyone who has posted to this thread. Who’s first? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1122 "2007-08-24T02:03:37Z")
I will have sex with anyone who has boasted in my bed. Who’s cursed? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1123 "2007-08-24T02:05:23Z")
I will eat any apple pie that crosses my path. Who’s baking? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1124 "2007-08-24T02:14:49Z")
I will kill any thread you want me to. Who’s posting? (no one i hope…) ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1125 "2007-08-24T02:15:03Z")
I will beat any snapple guy that bosses my staff. Booze slaking. **Thief** , you snuck in when I wasn’t looking. Now my effort is for naught. Grr. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1126 "2007-08-24T02:19:58Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I will have sex with anyone who has posted to this thread. Who’s first? [/QUOTE] Just to warn you, I won’t be very good, or even present. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1127 "2007-08-24T02:31:27Z")
I’m kinda tired right now… ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1128 "2007-08-24T02:34:17Z")
I have a headache. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1129 "2007-08-24T02:37:20Z")
You always say that! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1130 "2007-08-24T02:47:13Z")
Yeah, this “headache” thing is overused… You’re gettin’ the [business](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE), woman. And you’re going to _like_ it! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1131 "2007-08-24T03:12:45Z")
Kill this tonight. I’m going to bed. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1132 "2007-08-24T03:14:03Z")
What if, just once, a 23-page thread didn’t have any references to sex? Wouldn’t that be great? Yeah, maybe next time. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1133 "2007-08-24T03:16:13Z")
Don’t take away the headache excuse. If I couldn’t use that, my wife would demand sex four times a day. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1134 "2007-08-24T03:17:27Z")
OK, I swear to Og I’m going to kill this thread. Three more posts after this and I am going to post a picture of my weener. My johnson, my tool, my package, my special place, my peter, my one-eyed trouser snake. If you dont think I will do this, then you clearly dont know me. You have two more posts after this to finish your business, after which the hammer will fall. I’m giving you two more posts because I know you guys. If I say “after this post” then you’ll all rush to make wise-ass remarks. Two posts gives a reasonable leeway to consider the ramifications of your actions. I dont care about the title. You have two posts. After that, I’m dropping trousers. I mean it. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1135 "2007-08-24T03:18:57Z")
OK, but make sure to use the zoom lens. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1136 "2007-08-24T03:21:33Z")
I knew there was some reason I’ve been sticking around this inanity. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1137 "2007-08-24T03:22:48Z")
Oh, shit, wait, STOP, STOP, it was LOUNE’s link. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1138 "2007-08-24T03:23:57Z")
That makes three,\*\* Auto\*\*. Now 4. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1139 "2007-08-24T03:28:08Z")
Wow… Ok, I will be true to my word. I’m finding and uploading the pics on my hard drive as we speak. I honestly thought that would kill the thread, but apparently the tastes of the Dope are much more deviant than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1140 "2007-08-24T03:31:19Z")
HELP!!! kill this quick. I don’t want to see. SSG Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=58)