# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1141 "2007-08-24T03:31:19Z")
Scrap the johnson pic and give us the ladle! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1142 "2007-08-24T03:31:57Z")
:Snerk: ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1143 "2007-08-24T03:32:27Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Wow… Ok, I will be true to my word. I’m finding and uploading the pics on my hard drive as we speak. I honestly thought that would kill the thread, but apparently the tastes of the Dope are much more deviant than I thought. [/QUOTE] Beat you to it. I present to you, [Auto](http://www.iguassu-misted-falls-vacation.com/images/GiantAntEater.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1144 "2007-08-24T03:36:46Z")
[http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/flatware/K/kirk\_stieff\_repousse\_sterling\_1924\_s\_kirk\_son\_inc\_mayonnaise\_ladle\_P0000186688S0022T2.jpg](http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/flatware/K/kirk_stieff_repousse_sterling_1924_s_kirk_son_inc_mayonnaise_ladle_P0000186688S0022T2.jpg) [http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11902349/Ladle.jpg](http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11902349/Ladle.jpg) [http://www.burleigh.co.uk/images/products/main/AP\_SOUP\_LADLE\_lrg.jpg](http://www.burleigh.co.uk/images/products/main/AP_SOUP_LADLE_lrg.jpg) [http://www.tablewareshop.co.uk/catalog/images/solent%20ladle.jpg](http://www.tablewareshop.co.uk/catalog/images/solent%20ladle.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1145 "2007-08-24T03:37:54Z")
OK. Here is my photobucket link: [Photo Storage](http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/) Three pictures of my privates are currently on there. Dont say I didn’t warn you. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1146 "2007-08-24T03:44:18Z")
I am sure you are very fond of your dick,\*\* Auto\*\*, but honey, from what I’ve seen, that ain’t gonna kill this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1147 "2007-08-24T04:05:32Z")
I just opened this thread for the first time, after musing at the title occasionally over the past few weeks. I did not read it all: it’s a thousand freaking posts long. Can someone give a brief synopsis? Is it just a competition to see who can kill \*this \* thread? If so, is there any end in sight? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1148 "2007-08-24T04:09:39Z")
It was all a long and arduous process to coerce **Auto** to post pics of his dick. Now that he has, you can all stop posting to this thread, and go to sleep. I’ll kill the thread, and we’ll be done. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1149 "2007-08-24T04:37:03Z")
I dont know what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1150 "2007-08-24T04:40:26Z")
[QUOTE=Randy Seltzer] Can someone give a brief synopsis? Is it just a competition to see who can kill \*this \* thread? If so, is there any end in sight? [/QUOTE] Yes. I’m going to do the honors now. The End! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1151 "2007-08-24T04:40:41Z")
[Haley Joel Osment] I see Cthulhu barf [/HJO] ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1152 "2007-08-24T05:20:14Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Three pictures of my privates are currently on there. Dont say I didn’t warn you. [/QUOTE] Doesn’t anyone have pics of sergeants? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1153 "2007-08-24T05:45:49Z")
Why do you care? They’re probably fake 😛 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1154 "2007-08-24T05:52:53Z")
I said the same thing about \*\*fisha’s \*\* boobs. d&r ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1155 "2007-08-24T05:56:56Z")
Dont worry. She’s asleep now, so you have plenty of time to d+r. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1156 "2007-08-24T06:19:30Z")
This will be a lot easier if we let this die in its sleep. Please, just everyone tiptoe out of the room and I’ll stay here watching over it. Sssh! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1157 "2007-08-24T07:24:02Z")
You win…for now. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1158 "2007-08-24T08:12:12Z")
Take a break, let me win for a little. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1159 "2007-08-24T08:24:35Z")
OK, but let me know when you need a break. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1160 "2007-08-24T09:49:32Z")
Boardreader, an online program that scans and records bulletin boards across the internet, has some cool stats on [our thread](http://boardreader.com/t/Mundane_Pointless_Stuff_I_Must_35101/Call_me_ThreadKiller_TM_430906.html?o=90). It last backed read our thread back when it was only about half as old as it is now, at 651 posts. Take a look at the thread leaders at the time (not thread killers mind you): \*\*Least Original User Name Ever \*\* 185 posts \*\*fisha \*\* 74 posts \*\*SSG Schwartz \*\* 61 posts \*\*TokyoPlayer \*\* 55 posts **Autolycus** 46 posts \*\*bigbabysweets2000 \*\* 40 posts **Sapo** 31 posts \*\*5-4-Fighting \*\* 27 posts \*\*Team of Scientists \*\* 19 posts **An Gadaí** 18 posts With 38 total authors. Wow\*\* LOUNE\*\*, this thread alone has probably post-padded your total by close to 250-300 by now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=59)