# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1161 "2007-08-24T09:59:56Z")
last post ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1162 "2007-08-24T10:36:42Z")
That post isn’t nearly as informative as mine. (Oh, and if any of you haven’t been awake to see this thread all night, to answer your questions; yes, yes he really did it.) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1163 "2007-08-24T10:41:06Z")
It’s obvious, that with those stats…out of pure respect…you should all go away and let me kill my thread. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1164 "2007-08-24T11:58:18Z")
So far we’ve done foreign languages personal attacks junior modding post count padding NSFW links not titled as such death threats mundanity I think there’s only one option left. Discussion of board performance, and what they’re using the money for. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1165 "2007-08-24T12:06:38Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] Doesn’t anyone have pics of sergeants? [/QUOTE] Oh, God, don’t get him started. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1166 "2007-08-24T12:06:59Z")
Are you trying to get this thread sued to death? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1167 "2007-08-24T12:13:44Z")
We present a ballad in honor of the brave men and women fighting to save the world from evil treads. The Tread Beret Fighting dopers who bring pie Fearless denizens who post and lie It is mean, the Pit, they say The brave souls of the Thread Beret Silver wings upon **fisha’s** breast There is **5-4** , he does his best One hundred dopers test today But only one wins the Thread Beret Trained to pad off others’ posts Thread Beret live on empty boasts **BBS** who types by night and day Mediocrity from the Thread Beret Silver wings upon **fisha’s** breast There is **5-4** , he does his best One hundred dopers test today But only one wins the Thread Beret Back at home a young **Sapo** cries \*\*ToS’ \*\* killing skills, he must revise It ain’t dead, this thread’s alive Leaving **An Gadaí** to take a dive Put silver ladles up **Auto’s** hole Pray the **Sarge** is not a troll **LOUNE** ’ll be a man they’ll test one day Have **Player** win the Thread Beret The orignal words and music can be found [here](http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/greenberet.htm). ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1168 "2007-08-24T12:24:37Z")
::Wipes away tear:: Bravo, my good Sir, bravo. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1169 "2007-08-24T12:25:16Z")
Very creative Tokyoplayer. Bigbabysweets those stats make me feel inadequate. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1170 "2007-08-24T12:32:12Z")
Good morning all. No killings yet I see. Great song, **TokyoPlayer**! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1171 "2007-08-24T13:00:32Z")
Why are the boards so slow? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1172 "2007-08-24T13:10:44Z")
I predict a mod will be the thread killer for this particular thread… (I haven’t read the whole thing - I posted somewhere on page 3 or 4. If someone else has predicted this same prediction, well then, let them be the correct predictor.) ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1173 "2007-08-24T13:14:00Z")
ya think? Really? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1174 "2007-08-24T13:23:11Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] I predict a mod will be the thread killer for this particular thread… (I haven’t read the whole thing - I posted somewhere on page 3 or 4. If someone else has predicted this same prediction, well then, let them be the correct predictor.) [/QUOTE] We don’t go over and wish death on your MMP do we? :: kicks **Dolores Reborn** to the otherside of MPSIMS :: And stay out! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1175 "2007-08-24T13:32:43Z")
GOOOOOOOOOd, morning, Vietnam! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1176 "2007-08-24T13:56:11Z")
I never in my wildest dreams could have imagined this thread would steamroll its way to 24 pages. It’s a sickness guys, a sickness. In other news, I’ve started having dreams about technological determinism. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1177 "2007-08-24T14:00:23Z")
Huh. I dream about rabbits and ice cream. And sex. and no, to cut off the next questions, not at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1178 "2007-08-24T14:01:53Z")
I rarely have sex dreams, kind of reminds me of waking life. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1179 "2007-08-24T14:09:37Z")
Mmmmm. Sex. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1180 "2007-08-24T14:11:51Z")
Mmmmmmmmm. Thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=60)