# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/101 "2007-08-06T18:05:57Z")

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What does that flavor taste like?

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/102 "2007-08-06T18:06:48Z")

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I thought I was going to win ice cream.

Can I get a dinged CD from an emo band instead?

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/103 "2007-08-06T18:07:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
What does that flavor taste like?  
[/QUOTE]

Bacon.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/104 "2007-08-06T18:10:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
What does that flavor taste like?  
[/QUOTE]  
Vagin . . . - I mean, risotto.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/105 "2007-08-06T18:11:47Z")

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Same thing, right?

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/106 "2007-08-06T18:22:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Same thing, right?  
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The visual on that is just ew.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/107 "2007-08-06T18:26:23Z")

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Oh, don’t be such a baby.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/108 "2007-08-06T18:36:56Z")

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Didn’t you mean pussy?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/109 "2007-08-06T18:56:21Z")

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You dirty talker.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/110 "2007-08-06T19:07:37Z")

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Die, damnit, die!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/111 "2007-08-06T19:08:17Z")

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I know this thread is killed now.

Right?\*

- Rhetorical, meaning _no one_ has to respond to it.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/112 "2007-08-06T19:10:38Z")

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Expect \*\*noone special \*\*to pop in any time now.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/113 "2007-08-06T19:38:06Z")

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I refuse to die. I will, however, kill this thread.

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**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/114 "2007-08-06T20:11:55Z")

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This thread is like Chuck Norris…it will not die.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/115 "2007-08-06T20:19:21Z")

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Then I am like Bruce Lee. I will defeat it.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/116 "2007-08-06T21:04:57Z")

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Any thread with Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee dirty talk, and a 7th grade education, hell, I’m never leaving this thread.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/117 "2007-08-06T21:15:57Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Expect \*\*noone special \*\*to pop in any time now.  
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He’s on vacation.

I’ll have to step in for him. I’ve killed a few threads in my time, let me tell you!

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**Author:** ![bonzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@bonzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bonzer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/118 "2007-08-06T21:29:37Z")

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See, I told you my powers were waning.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/119 "2007-08-06T21:30:41Z")

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Bah! You are a mere lightweight compared to my thread crushing self!

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/120 "2007-08-06T21:36:45Z")

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Let’s all draw cute text pictures! I’ll start: \<c( ‘-’)\<C =======))) (_\__)/

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