# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1201 "2007-08-24T19:12:39Z")
Why yes, I am a fun guy! Also, I’ll be spoiled silly. I’m going to a baseball game tonight for free and fed like crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1202 "2007-08-24T20:18:37Z")
Vegans don’t eat shrooms, but Vegetarians do, right? LOUNE, make sure you get your wings at the game, too. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1203 "2007-08-24T20:32:54Z")
ok, guys. This was a lot of fun. See you all on the next thread. Last post. ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1204 "2007-08-24T20:36:01Z")
Are you calling fisha a fungus? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1205 "2007-08-24T20:54:38Z")
\*\*Fisha \*\* has a fungus? I don’t believe that. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1206 "2007-08-24T21:15:36Z")
I’m going for a mile and a half run now. What are you fat lazy slobs doing to get in shape huh? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1207 "2007-08-24T21:16:39Z")
Cheetos, with\* diet\* Pepsi. Beat that. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1208 "2007-08-24T21:39:48Z")
Hi! I am new here! Am I expected to read though this whole thing? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1209 "2007-08-24T21:47:56Z")
[QUOTE=JimNightshade] Hi! I am new here! Am I expected to read though this whole thing? [/QUOTE] Gosh no! You’re expected to kill it! Here’s a pitchfork, get to helpin’ already! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1210 "2007-08-24T21:50:25Z")
[QUOTE=JimNightshade] Hi! I am new here! Am I expected to read though this whole thing? [/QUOTE] Don’t bother, I’ll sum it up for you: [QUOTE=Several Straight Dope Posters] I have nothing to say, I just want to post in this thread for the sake of posting. And if this thread is not closed by a mod, I will be back later to post some more. [/QUOTE] Personally, I have nothing interesting to say, which is why I have posted in this thread. Welcome to the boards, and don’t ever let anyone put you in a room with only a goat and calamari for company. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1211 "2007-08-24T21:55:35Z")
The goat and the squid I can handle - but what do I do about pie? Am I supposed to bring it back or something? Oh well - never mind. Tell me, what is a thread killer anyway? ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1212 "2007-08-24T22:01:33Z")
Me ---
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1213 "2007-08-24T22:14:07Z")
[QUOTE=Team of Scientists] Me [/QUOTE] doubtful ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1214 "2007-08-24T22:46:04Z")
Call me Ishmael. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1215 "2007-08-24T22:49:22Z")
Hi Ishmael ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1216 "2007-08-24T22:49:57Z")
[QUOTE=JimNightshade] Hi! I am new here! Am I expected to read though this whole thing? [/QUOTE] No, this is just a little trap I set up for these guys. They all keep looking for the last post to the thread but they don’t know I have it. You should have come here last month. I gave them a piece of rope, but I had cut one of the ends and they just kept searching for it forever. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1217 "2007-08-24T22:52:22Z")
…and so it goes. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1218 "2007-08-24T23:06:26Z")
- I see! - Thank you. - Hi Ishmail So, you are the thread killer? I kneel kneel in awe. Tell me , was it good? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1219 "2007-08-24T23:23:26Z")
maybe, maybe not. and stop kneel kneeling ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1220 "2007-08-24T23:23:54Z")
Hmm - please (try) to ignore my last post. Time to go to bed I guess. My apologies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=62)