# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1221 "2007-08-24T23:27:19Z")
You better be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1222 "2007-08-24T23:28:45Z")
…although I must insist to keep kneel kneeling. I am but a repetitive creature of habit. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1223 "2007-08-24T23:45:55Z")
Bed? A ThreadKiller has not time for bed. I spit at you with disdain. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1224 "2007-08-24T23:50:52Z")
My Ancestors spit at your haircut! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1225 "2007-08-25T00:12:11Z")
Someone stop this rain. Stupid rain delay. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1226 "2007-08-25T00:44:22Z")
Sorry, I can’t go back and look it up, but I will not post pictures of my Johnson. I will instead post pictures of [Lady Bird Johnson.](http://texana.texascooking.com/gifs/ladybird1.jpg) Og, she was a hottie. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1227 "2007-08-25T00:55:51Z")
[QUOTE=JimNightshade] My Ancestors spit at your haircut! [/QUOTE] Nitpick, should be “haircut **s** ”. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1228 "2007-08-25T01:00:43Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Someone stop this rain. Stupid rain delay. [/QUOTE] [Be careful what you wish for.](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/sunny_day.png) I’ve already killed one thread with that link. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1229 "2007-08-25T01:09:05Z")
Well, ya ain’t killin’ this one with it! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1230 "2007-08-25T01:12:25Z")
Yeah, so there. Hello, hello. Is this thing on? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1231 "2007-08-25T01:25:36Z")
No. We’re in the back and we can’t hear you. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1232 "2007-08-25T01:27:00Z")
What? Speak up! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1233 "2007-08-25T01:34:52Z")
[cricket sound] chirp, chirp, chirp [\cricket sound] SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1234 "2007-08-25T01:40:03Z")
Somebody get some Raid for those crickets - and this thread ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1235 "2007-08-25T01:41:55Z")
Damn, all I hear is echoes. I really am alone in this thread. Sure is dark in here. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![babygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@babygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1236 "2007-08-25T01:42:00Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Somebody get some Raid for those crickets - and this thread [/QUOTE] heres the Raid for you to kill the crickets and the thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![babygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@babygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1237 "2007-08-25T01:43:32Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Damn, all I hear is echoes. I really am alone in this thread. Sure is dark in here. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Would you like a light so you can see in the dark? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1238 "2007-08-25T01:45:07Z")
Anyone have any matches? Haven’t we don’t thing before? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1239 "2007-08-25T01:46:55Z")
[This](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/1179545585590.jpg) pretty much sums up my mood right now. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1240 "2007-08-25T01:49:14Z")
Yes, I believe we have don’t thing before. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=61) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=63)