# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1241 "2007-08-25T01:50:47Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] [This](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/1179545585590.jpg) pretty much sums up my mood right now. [/QUOTE] You feel like you’re trapped, and want to eat a fence? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1242 "2007-08-25T01:57:04Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] [This](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/1179545585590.jpg) pretty much sums up my mood right now. [/QUOTE] Why am I picturing Estelle Getty naked whenever I look at that. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1243 "2007-08-25T01:59:33Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Why am I picturing Estelle Getty naked whenever I look at that. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Or Shelly Winters backed up into it. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1244 "2007-08-25T02:00:42Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Or Shelly Winters backed up into it. [/QUOTE] Ewwww! SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1245 "2007-08-25T02:04:18Z")
Omm omm omm ommm ommm. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1246 "2007-08-25T02:08:11Z")
You chompin’ on the fence, Estelle, or Shelly? I’m actually afraid to ask, but I needs to know. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1247 "2007-08-25T02:12:02Z")
At the risk of saying something serious here, my wife and I are trying for kids, and the “window” starts today. If I can’t keep up the pace in this thread, it’s because of the constant sex. Since **Auto** don’t seem to be getting that much sex lately, I’ll ask him to cover for me. (In the tread, I’ll take care of the sex.) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1248 "2007-08-25T02:13:30Z")
Shelly Winters, but only once, in 1960, for 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1249 "2007-08-25T02:14:47Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] If I can’t keep up the pace in this thread, it’s because of the constant sex. [/QUOTE] Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1250 "2007-08-25T02:16:27Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] . . .I’ll ask him to cover for me. (In the tread, I’ll take care of the sex.) [/QUOTE] I was about to say.. you knew I was in Japan from July 11th to the 25th right 😛 I dont think I could handle such a missed opportunity. By my count it’s 11:16AM Saturday the 25th in Tokyo, so have an exciting two days stud. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1251 "2007-08-25T02:20:59Z")
I didn’t know we had to keep a certain pace. SSG, can you call cadence so we don’t fall behind? _I don’t know but I’ve been told, Tokyo’s wife is mighty cold!_ ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1252 "2007-08-25T02:29:00Z")
Left, Left, Left, right One, Two, Three, C-130 Sitting on a strip 64 Paratroopers on a one way trip Mission Top Secret, Destination unknown Don’t even care if we’re ever going home Stand up, hook up shuffle to the door Jump right out to a count of four If my main don’t open wide I’ve got a reserve by my side If that one should fail me too Look out below, 'cause I’m coming through Bury me on the Russian front Bury me with a Russian…rifle. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1253 "2007-08-25T02:31:01Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Bury me on the Russian front Bury me with a Russian…rifle. [/QUOTE] I haven’t truly LOLed in a while. Well done soldier. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1254 "2007-08-25T02:34:02Z")
I feel dumb - I just got that last line ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1255 "2007-08-25T02:38:21Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I haven’t truly LOLed in a while. Well done soldier. [/QUOTE] I do that one every time I have to lead a run. Thanks for proving it is funny, not offensive. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1256 "2007-08-25T03:07:20Z")
I think SSG should be disqualified. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8892336&postcount=651](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8892336&postcount=651) Goodnight, have to go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1257 "2007-08-25T03:19:17Z")
Quitters never prosper. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1258 "2007-08-25T03:23:09Z")
**fisha** went to bed. Good let’s talk about her. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1259 "2007-08-25T03:30:16Z")
**Auto** and I already did. Oh, you mean in English? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1260 "2007-08-25T03:35:46Z")
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