# Call me ThreadKiller(TM)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800 "2007-07-31T10:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1261 "2007-08-25T03:50:49Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] **Auto** and I already did. Oh, you mean in English? [/QUOTE] En Englis, por favor. Or something like that. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1262 "2007-08-25T03:53:10Z")
I’m too lazy. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1263 "2007-08-25T03:53:38Z")
特に何も無かったが日本語の文書に **fisha** を入れると何かがあると思わせる。 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1264 "2007-08-25T04:02:19Z")
ずる賢いじゃん。かわいそうな **fisha** だな。 ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1265 "2007-08-25T04:04:51Z")
At least there is no posts about me in Japanese. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1266 "2007-08-25T04:31:37Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] At least there is no posts about me in Japanese. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Ahem (post #934) [QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] コンピューター調子はど？フォントを入れたみた。 どうするか？ **bigbabysweets2000** とか **SSG Schwartz** とかを辞めさせるにはいい提案はない？ [/QUOTE] They’re laughing at us right now. Thank God **TokyoPlayer** finally went offline. He needs to go get his sex’ins on. PS: Timeouts are SDMB’s way of telling me to go back to work. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1267 "2007-08-25T04:36:49Z")
I was browsing through some old threads the other day, and I found an old picture thread. In this thread, I found pictures of **Tokyo Player** and his wife. If he gives permission then I’ll repost them. I dont want you all to start drooling and acting like maniacs. **TokyoPlayer** の奥さんは本当に美しいなぁ。やきもちを焼かせたよｗ。あのうさー何歳ですか？若そう！ラッキーだよね。 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1268 "2007-08-25T04:53:26Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] If he gives permission then I’ll repost them. I dont want you all to start drooling and\*\* acting like maniacs\*\*. [/QUOTE] (bolding mine) I believe that time has passed. And I don’t want to see him for about another two days. I know the photos you’re referring to, while I’m sure he probably would not mind, its nice of you to wait. But what’s the point? Anyone who has followed his thread has seen those pics, and they already know his wife is beautiful. Why don’t we just let this thread die already? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1269 "2007-08-25T05:01:48Z")
Hey guys. The wife is back so I’m headed off line. **Auto** Repost if you so wish. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1270 "2007-08-25T05:14:35Z")
OK.　　[Behold the hunky TokyoPlayer and his supermodel wife](http://www.flickr.com/photos/90901585@N00/sets/72157594464563999/)。 Sending akachan vibes your way! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1271 "2007-08-25T05:19:15Z")
Wedding photos will kill a thread. BTW, nice pix SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1272 "2007-08-25T05:21:06Z")
I’m partial to the red dress myself. I dont think I’ve ever mentally repeated “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife” so much before evar. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1273 "2007-08-25T06:50:18Z")
Well, the photos killed it for an hour and a half, anyway. That gave me the idea to search Google images for the word “distraction.” Here’s one of the top results: [http://www.fuzzwolf.com/W\_Distraction\_large.jpg](http://www.fuzzwolf.com/W_Distraction_large.jpg) Warning #1: NSFW Warning #2: The URL contains the phrase “fuzzwolf” Warning #3: In case that’s not obvious enough - Furries ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1274 "2007-08-25T06:57:31Z")
I’d rather die than let furries kill this thread. No dice. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1275 "2007-08-25T06:58:13Z")
Updated post counts. \*\*Least Original User Name Ever \*\* 284 \*\*fisha \*\* 140 **SSG Schwartz** 134 **Autolycus** 122 **TokyoPlayer** 103 \*\*labtrash \*\* 101 \*\*bigbabysweets2000 \*\* 82 **5-4-Fighting** 52 \*\*Sapo \*\* 52 \*\*An Gadaí \*\* 39 **Trollhaugen** 29 \*\*Team of Scientists \*\* 29 \*\*Rufus Xavier \*\* 20 \*\*racer72 \*\* 11 \*\*essell \*\* 7 \*\*JimNightshade \*\* 6 **Dolores Reborn** 6 **Hockey Monkey** 6 \*\*Juliefoolie \*\* 5 \*\*Kat \*\* 4 \*\*control-z \*\* 4 \*\*Mark Ryle \*\* 4 \*\*Hal Briston \*\* 4 **Suse** 4 **VunderBob** 3 \*\*bonzer \*\* 3 **LurkMeister** 2 **Millit the Frail** 2 \*\*babygirl \*\* 2 **cochrane** 1 **Snipe1978** 1 \*\*rayh \*\* 1 **aerodave** 1 \*\*Randy Seltzer \*\* 1 **rhythmonly** 1 \*\*Key Lime Guy \*\* 1 \*\*Count Blucher \*\* 1 **si\_blakely** 1 **untimelysmile** 1 \*\*Mangetout \*\* 1 \*\*Civil Guy \*\* 1 \*\*Annie \*\* 1 \*\*vetbridge \*\* 1 \*\*H3Knuckles \*\* 1 I hope\*\* Mangetout \*\* knows how to use the unsubscribe function. His only post in this thread was the fourth. That would be a LOT of notification emails if not. **Rufus \*\* needs to catch up. Once you get to at least 25 posts you get to wear the super cool “_Thread Killer_” t-shirt, and we all hang out teasing the other members about their lack of killership. At 100 you get an official “Thread _Killer_” jacket. And when you get to 284 like** LOUNE \*\* has you get FRACKIN’ BANNED FROM THIS THREAD! Seriously dude, decaf! ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1276 "2007-08-25T07:14:33Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] I seem to have a habit of murdering threads. Once I post in them they usually sink without a trace! Oh well. I just need to become a wittier, more astute, more contributory poster. [/QUOTE] It’s because you are from the Northside. Tinker 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1277 "2007-08-25T07:38:27Z")
[QUOTE=Lochdale] It’s because you are from the Northside. Tinker 🙂 [/QUOTE] Did you actually reply to the OP??!?!?!?!?!? I guess he just wanted to be counted in my total above. Okay then, added to the tally: \*\*Lochdale \*\* 1 **Auto’s** pecker 3 (if you don’t get the reference, don’t ask) ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1278 "2007-08-25T07:53:38Z")
[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000] Did you actually reply to the OP??!?!?!?!?!? I guess he just wanted to be counted in my total above. Okay then, added to the tally: \*\*Lochdale \*\* 1 **Auto’s** pecker 3 (if you don’t get the reference, don’t ask) [/QUOTE] I actually replied to the OP. He or she notes that they are from the north of Dublin. Maybe Co. Dublin but being from the northside myself I figured I’d poke a little gentle fun at him/her. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1279 "2007-08-25T08:20:47Z")
Ah, I saw your Chicago location and didn’t make the connection. Hopefully\*\* An Gadaí\*\* will be back and see. I guess I should admire your ability to stick to the OP while at post #1276. It’s the rest of us who keep on changing the subject like madmen (apologies **fisha** ). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800/1280 "2007-08-25T08:24:40Z")
God damn I cant get drunk off these fucking Coors Light. I’m on #11 for Krishna’s sake and I’m barely buzzed. There was a lot of cyber-flirting between #s 9 and 10, so I admit that has something to do with it. Nevertheless, I’m partaking in way too many calories for such little debauchery. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/call-me-threadkiller-tm/413800.md?page=65)